> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # FTB: A random November Thursday - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ftb-a-random-november-thursday/ - Published: 2023-11-23T11:00:14.000Z - Updated: 2023-11-23T11:00:13.000Z - Description: There's a German word for what the Oilers are going through. I'm just not sure what it is. - Author: Cathy Squires - Tags: From The Branches Today is wrong Thanksgiving, as it's been known around here for some years. It's the day many people mangle statistical probabilities by telling you that teams who aren't in a playoff position by today won't be later either, as if the day is some kind of magical thing. It might, just might, be that teams that start poorly just aren't very good, and stay not being very good, and the exceptions aren't mysterious, they're teams that had a poor start for a specific (goalie) reason (Bobrovsky). If you like American football as well as American-timed holidays, this list purports to be all the games: [Thanksgiving football schedule 2023: Kickoff times, TV for holiday weekThe Thanksgiving Football Schedule for the 2023 season is set! The schedule includes TV for FBS, FCS, and NFL contests this holiday week.![](https://fbschedules.com/favicon.ico)FBSchedules.comKevin Kelley![](https://fbschedules.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/USATSI_19497013.jpg)](https://fbschedules.com/thanksgiving-football-schedule-2023-kickoff-times-tv-for-holiday-week/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) If you like hockey, you are SOL since there are no games today for the second time this week. Tomorrow includes a plethora of afternoon games which might be of interest to anyone not working on a random Friday in November. In news of a hockey sort, we have: [Hockey mom’s post highlights ‘broom closet’ for girls change room | CBC NewsAn Ontario hockey mom posted a video of the ‘broom closet’ room where her daughter and four other players were asked to change at a hockey tournament last weekend north of London, Ont.![](https://www.cbc.ca/a/apple-touch-icon.png)CBCFollow Andrew on Twitter![](https://i.cbc.ca/1.7035003.1700586980!/fileImage/httpImage/image.JPG_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/port-edward-black-hawks.JPG)](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/london/hockey-mom-s-post-highlights-broom-closet-for-girls-change-room-1.7034085?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) This woman is so kind, so understanding of the problems small rinks have in building the infrastructure they need, that she's a model for us all, but this is also not okay. The article also points out that sometimes the girls on opposite teams have to change together, while the boys never do. Imagine that othering, that destruction of the team dynamic. The road is long, and here we are 21st century people, and we can't sort this out. Keep this in mind the next time some oik wants to criticize the PWHL and the optics of the PR stratigization of leveraging branding on social media. They, er, frigging have, er, frigging locker rooms, I'll tell you what. > Is it January 1st yet? 🦑🃏 > > Introducing the 2024 NHL [#WinterClassic](https://twitter.com/hashtag/WinterClassic?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) threads! > > Shop now at [https://t.co/H9c2lioXEh](https://t.co/H9c2lioXEh?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)! [pic.twitter.com/LAaNKX4FnP](https://t.co/LAaNKX4FnP?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — NHL (@NHL) [November 22, 2023](https://twitter.com/NHL/status/1727386617709576194?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) If they keep him, that's a WJC spot... > Zach Benson's first [@NHL](https://twitter.com/NHL?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) goal was 🤯🤯🤯[#LetsGoBuffalo](https://twitter.com/hashtag/LetsGoBuffalo?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/9ZSo1ES149](https://t.co/9ZSo1ES149?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/BuffaloSabres/status/1727486338184651158?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > Watched this clip 10 times and have no idea where Ceci is going. [https://t.co/lH0ZJqTZ10](https://t.co/lH0ZJqTZ10?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Jeff Marek (@JeffMarek) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/JeffMarek/status/1727489849639190718?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Now, I personally think that saying LOLOILERS in an FTB you're composing the night before is a risk. But... > well then [pic.twitter.com/ra2M4egR9Y](https://t.co/ra2M4egR9Y?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Micah Blake McCurdy (@IneffectiveMath) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/IneffectiveMath/status/1727488429103944026?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > Stuart Skinner: Has been pulled from today's game. He posted a GAA of 16.22 and a SV% of 0.692... [https://t.co/SjKH4k4pmV](https://t.co/SjKH4k4pmV?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [#nhl](https://twitter.com/hashtag/nhl?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [#fantasyhockey](https://twitter.com/hashtag/fantasyhockey?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Left Wing Lock (@Left\_Wing\_Lock) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/Left%5FWing%5FLock/status/1727488850438566162?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > This is a microcosm of the [#Oilers](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Oilers?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) season. [#NHL](https://twitter.com/hashtag/NHL?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > [pic.twitter.com/e6aev9OPvu](https://t.co/e6aev9OPvu?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Derek Van Diest (@DerekVanDiest) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/DerekVanDiest/status/1727493182341140580?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The Canes swapped goalies in sympathy: > Pyotr Kochetkov in the net to start the second period for Carolina after Antti Raanta does not emerge from the dressing room. [pic.twitter.com/g2FkSqscGu](https://t.co/g2FkSqscGu?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1727496612547645817?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) No sorry, he was laughing so hard, they were worried he'd hurt himself. > Antti Raanta will not return to tonight’s game for precautionary reasons. > > — Hurricanes PR (@CanesPR) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/CanesPR/status/1727496622794330312?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > When your parents take the $50 bill your relatives gave you [#pyaar](https://twitter.com/hashtag/pyaar?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/V2S9pdVfpp](https://t.co/V2S9pdVfpp?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Randip Janda (@RandipJanda) [November 23, 2023](https://twitter.com/RandipJanda/status/1727509060453560509?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) And on that note, Happy American Thanksgiving or Thursday, depending on where you live! And just don't tell me if the Oilers came back and won it.