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# FTB - Regular Programming Resumes
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ftb-regular-programming-re/
- Published: 2009-01-23T13:10:20.000Z
- Updated: 2009-01-23T13:10:20.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

We have a break in applicant FTBers today before resuming our search for a new intern on Monday. This All-Star break will give everyone a chance to put together something that's hopefully great on Monday. Since I'm already hired I am mailing this one in. Like Chemmy's approach to the bumping and grinding I am going with quantity of links over quality of jokes:

- While everyone is going down on the Habs on the ocassion of their 99th anniversary [Neate Sager tosses on his braces](http://neatesager.blogspot.com/2009/01/failing-hands-worst-habs-since-1979.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- DGB has finally cracked the code about what would [make the All-Star weekend actually interesting](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/01/nhl-skill-competition.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). You know what I would like? No more stock articles about how to change the weekend or how much it sucks. DGB should be a beacon of creativity for the MSM.
- Dear NHLers and Journalists: you can send any complaints to me via e-mail. Now if the rest of you want [to follow Stephen's advice](http://searchingfor93.com/2009/01/22/thoughts-on-criticism-in-the-toronto-blogosphere/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) then keep in mind Chemmy has a quick banning trigger. Just ask the Ageless Wonder.
- Gentlemen, get that nubile intern in the inappropriately short skirt in front of the screen [before clicking this link](http://omgwtftml.blogspot.com/2009/01/most-panty-erasing-post-ever.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). (SFW)
- The ladies from Puck Huffers have [a new completely irrational website dedicated to The Vesa](http://omgwtfvesatoskala.tumblr.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Scavenger hunt! Try to find the mathematical error in [Steve's last post](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/01/22/winter-blahs/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). The winner gets the satisfaction of knowing that they found a very rare sighting: a Stevian Mistake.
- The General [sees three scoring lines for the Leafs](http://generalborschevsky.blogspot.com/2009/01/do-leafs-have-three-solid-forward-lines.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Imagine if they all played well at the same time.
- I knew that Jeff Blair had done [a piss-poor job of researching](http://bitterleaf.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-he-never-gives-answer.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) his hatchet job on Toronto.
- DJ tracks the excellent news emanating from [the NHL Minister of Information Gary Bettman](http://www.hockeyanalysis.com/?p=836&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- TSM [keeps a close eye on The Star's headline writers](http://torontosportsmedia.wordpress.com/2009/01/23/things-that-make-me-go-hmmmmmmm/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- You think some of the people here (Chemmy) are weird? Loser Domi [uses YouTube to prove you wrong](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/01/friday-youtube-yoinkage-january-23-2009.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- [](http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/01/some-good-news.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)[](http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/01/some-good-news.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)[Finally! PLAYOFFS!](http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/01/some-good-news.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (**Fixed. Finally**)