> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# FTB Report: Millenials don't read morning links posts and also smell bad
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ftb-report-millenials-dont-read-moring-links-posts-and-also-smell-bad/
- Published: 2016-08-25T11:57:11.000Z
- Updated: 2016-08-25T11:57:11.000Z
- Description: Internet users born between whatever dates make up millennials these days have a habit of smelling while ignoring the hard work put into morning link posts.
- Author: Adam Selvig
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

YOU'RE ALL THE WORST

> "[@jedli](https://twitter.com/jedli?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [#leafs](https://twitter.com/hashtag/leafs?src=hash&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) D [Martin Marincin](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/111593/martin-marincin?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) is after appendectomy. He posted photo from hospital at his instagram."  
>  
> Picture: [pic.twitter.com/hOUpoFYeWC](https://t.co/hOUpoFYeWC?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Platinum Seat Ghosts (@3rdPeriodSuits) [August 25, 2016](https://twitter.com/3rdPeriodSuits/status/768789093950091264?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) 

[Toronto Maple Leafs Player Preview: Frederik Andersen](http://editorinleaf.com/2016/08/24/toronto-maple-leafs-preview-andersen/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Down Goes Brown: Evaluating five of the NHL's quietest offseasons](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2016/08/evaluating-five-of-nhls-quietest.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Alex Pietrangelo Will Wear The 'C' Next Season - St. Louis Game Time](http://www.stlouisgametime.com/2016/8/24/12628540/alex-pietrangelo-will-wear-the-c-next-season?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Which Thrashers Should be Inducted into the Jets Hall of Fame? - Arctic Ice Hockey](http://www.arcticicehockey.com/2016/8/23/12209956/which-thrashers-should-be-inducted-into-the-jets-hall-of-fame?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

GET A JOB!

Oh, PS: 50's Why Your Team Sucks series starts this afternoon. It's goddamn fantastic.