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# FTB - The Breakfast of Champions Edition
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ftb-the-breakfast-of-champ/
- Published: 2009-01-21T13:58:44.000Z
- Updated: 2009-01-21T13:58:44.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

**Editor's Note:* If you guys don't e-mail us feedback on our anonymous posters then you're not getting a new daddy/mommy and that just means that your current daddies will be grumpier about all of the work they have to do to keep you brats happy. That means that* [*somebody gonna get a hurt real bad*](http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xzKHQX59Wso&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)*.*

Breakfast is essential way to begin your day. In fact, it is advised you have food in the morning by the Royal Bacon Society. I myself happen to love IHOP despite thinking pancakes are vile. I think the comfort in IHOP/breakfast establishments are the giant picture menus and the wide variety of plated meals then I can blindly points at and say "wheat....over easy....orange....thanks." The most entertaining part is when it's time to choose syrup; warmed maple, blueberry, boysenberry, butter pecan, apricot. I do not advise mixing all of them.

Warm Maple Syrup...

- MLHS really hopes you [don't cry in your Cheerios over the goalie situation](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/01/20/newswire-time-to-put-one-rumour-to-bed-maybe-start-another/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Try not to pour booze into your morning beverage when [reading this rundown by Bitter Leaf](http://bitterleaf.blogspot.com/2009/01/september-gurls.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- No really, no nudging the coffee or vodka in the orange juice [when you see the sucking in number form](http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/01/nobody-said-it-was-easy.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Tip your waitress and take a gander at the [Leafers by the salary numbers](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/01/maple-leaf-salary-fun-facts.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- [Count the maple varieties](http://www.fromtherink.com/2009/1/20/729232/the-top-30-in-30?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Or not. Is this joke bad? Probably.
- The General (not Tso) examines [Sir Fist Pump a Lot](http://generalborschevsky.blogspot.com/2009/01/from-here-to-oblivion.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Hash browns extra.
- Loser Domi ordered her omelet with wheat toast and [h4x0red her way into a goalie chatroom](http://melroserocks.blogspot.com/2009/01/welcome-to-crease-chat.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)./

The Other Flavors...

- The Puck Huffers would probably make some [crepes in bed for Matt Cooke](http://puckhuffers.blogspot.com/2009/01/curry-giveth-and-curry-taketh-away.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), extra whipped cream. Also, enter [their contest](http://puckhuffers.blogspot.com/2009/01/win-this-hat-seriously.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) to win a hilariously awesome hat.
- Schultz, waffle enthusiast, found some [interesting custom mouth guards](http://hammerrules.blogspot.com/2009/01/i-cant-not-post-it-makes-me-crazy.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). More players should have fake grills, and earn their waffles.
- Roshacla doesn't think that grapefruit counts as breakfast. He is more of a Captain Crunch dude. In between bites he took [an in depth look at the Devils](http://kingofalljacks.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/this-rock-isnt-big-enough-for-the-two-of-us-or-yer-the-man-now-dawg/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- You know they could have just made her breakfast in bed. [But the Pens fake celebrate Lori's birthday](http://mythreefavoritethings.blogspot.com/2009/01/my-21st-birthday-extravaganza.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) the the only way they know how. With French Canadian Furbies and booze../

**From Chemmy:**

Leafs practice with weird shaped nets, [Mike Van Ryn fails neurological test](http://www.globesports.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20090120.wsptleafs20/GSStory/GlobeSportsHockey/home?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).