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# FTB - The Great One
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ftb-the-great-one/
- Published: 2008-09-14T12:50:31.000Z
- Updated: 2008-09-14T12:50:31.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

For as much as Wayner has done for Canada he hasn't done much for Leaf fans [other than cheat them out of a Stanley Cup](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/profiles-in-pain-may-27-19/). Now [he's blaming the Leafs](http://torontosportsmedia.wordpress.com/2008/09/13/gretzky-sabres-and-leafs-to-blame-for-no-team-in-southern-ontario/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) for not allowing a crappily run American team to find a get out of jail free card by moving them to Southern Ontario. Oh, and he's blowing smoke up our skirts (or kilts as they are commonly referred to) about [the team's chances](http://www.globesports.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080913.wspt-gretzky-leafs-13/GSStory/GlobeSportsHockey/?page=rss&id=RTGAM.20080913.wspt-gretzky-leafs-13&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). To top it off he's apparently in discussions to get the power to find a way to keep young stars off of Canada's entry to Vancouver so that a FOG (Friends of Gretzky) like Todd Bertuzzi can bring shame to the entire country.

He'll probably even find a way to exploit [this ridiculous loophole](http://mirtle.blogspot.com/2008/09/khl-where-bad-contracts-go-to-die.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). You mean we could have sent McCabe, Tucker, and Raycroft to Russia on the first Aeroflot flight and pretended that their contracts didn't exist? I am sure Vitali or Alexei or some other oligarch/mobster could have convinced them that it was in their best interests to play in Russia. Of course Loophole Lou is driving a Mac truck through this one.

Oh and Greener wrote something [pretending to be Norte](http://hescoreheshoot.blogspot.com/2008/09/rhodes-scholars-apply-with-resume-and.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) again. Can't fool us like Paul Maurice did last year.