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# Harder To Pick Than A Broken Nose
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/harder-to-pick-than-a-brok/
- Published: 2009-03-27T10:24:49.000Z
- Updated: 2009-03-27T10:24:49.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:43

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*Meanwhile, back at the Kremlin...*

- Steve brings his analysis to bear on[ Ian White, MVP(!?!)](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/03/26/ian-white-mvp/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Toronto Sports Media covers [Wilson's relationship with the...eh, Toronto Sports Media.](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-sports-media/media-influnce-public-opinion/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Down Goes Brown was at Chapters at midnight to get the first copy of Leafs Abomination - [it's easier to break in at that sort of time.](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/03/leafs-abomination-by-dave-feschuk-and.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Maple Leaf Hot Stove wonders if we'll be [playing after April next year](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/03/26/can-the-leafs-make-the-playoffs%E2%80%A6-next-year/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and also some heinous nonsense about [OLAS starting life as a Duck.](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/03/26/points-system-could-schenn-have-been-a-duck/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- I think we need a little [Schenngasm](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/03/friday-youtube-yoinkage-march-27-2009.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) after that...kindly provided by Loser Domi in this case.
- The Hockey News has a piece on [the forgotten man from deadline day, Jamie Heward.](http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/24754-Leafs-defenceman-Jamie-Heward-holding-out-slim-hope-of-return-from-concussion.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Finally, it's no longer [open season on open goals](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/03/26/the-key-to-beating-the-penguins-is-pulling-your-goalie/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) apparently. But woe betides you if you've [just scored one.](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/03/26/afingenov-jumped-after-empty-net-goal/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)/