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# Help Wanted
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/help-wanted-642d69c259591d29b7fb51e2/
- Published: 2010-01-04T15:06:10.000Z
- Updated: 2010-01-04T15:06:10.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

After an excellent run, the incomparable Blurr has had to hang up his Google Reader. However, where one might weep for the loss of our California Correspondent (I know I do) the rest of you should see an opportunity. That's right, PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries is on the lookout for new blood.

Us: The Leafs blogging juggernaut intent on destroying all comers continuing the programming that you folks enjoy.

You: A young (or not) blogging ingenue looking for your big break into the industry.

Pay: You will not be charged for this privilege.

In all seriousness, if you are interested in joining the team here send me an e-mail sooner rather than later.

Onto links and fun stuff.

First up, whining Habs fans! Here's Dave Stubbs outlining their latest conspiracy theory:

Burke would choose a Canadien over his dead body simply for his having been nearly booed out of the Bell Centre last June at the NHL entry draft. A Size XL ego who is loved or loathed with no grey area beyond his snowy scalp, Burke immediately claimed that he didn't take the podium abuse personally.

\- [Dave Stubbs, The Montreal Gazette](http://www.montrealgazette.com/opinion/editorials/Conspiracy+theories+take+centre+stage/2400826/story.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Too bad they couldn't vote for Team USA's players. Then Mike Komisarek would be on the team. Amirite? Oh, he is? Nice. Eat it Habbies.

- bkblades is [**excited* about Mr. Kadri*](http://fallenleafs.tumblr.com/post/315696588/psst-phil-kessel-help-is-on-the-way-real?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Toronto Mike makes [a painful point](http://www.torontomike.com/2010/01/maple%5Fleafs%5F1%5Fflames%5F3.html?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+TorontoMike+%28Toronto+Mike+Blog+Entries%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader).
- When using intricate analogies [it is imperative to know what you are talking about](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2010/01/03/burke-is-all-in/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Eyebleaf's Deep Thoughts rival only [Jack Handey's for awesomeness but they are unrivalled in thoughtfulness](http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2010/01/deep-thoughts-monday-again.html?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+SportsAndTheCity+%28Sports+And+The+City%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader)
- Junior wants [the Webster people to consider a new entry](http://heroesinrehab.ca/blog/2010/01/03/pierre-mcguire-if-i-told-you-once-i-only-have-six-thousand-more-times-to-go/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- TSM has [more thoughts on GG-Gate](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/brian-burke-chin-2/7031?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+TorontoSportsMediaBlog+%28Toronto+Sports+Media%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader).
- Jonathan Willis looks at [the yeoman's work that Don Maloney did in Phoenix](http://my.thescore.com/hockeyordie/archive/2010/01/02/rising-like-a-phoenix.aspx?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Shop.NHL.com has [Tomas Kaberle jerseys for $75](http://shop.nhl.com/entry.jsp?source=PE&entry=3181034). Read into it what you may, but I doubt they're the first people Burke calls when making trades./