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# HEROES 1 v. ZEROES 1: KESSEL IS AWESOME
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/heroes-1-v-zeroes-1-kessel-is/
- Published: 2009-11-18T01:20:45.000Z
- Updated: 2009-11-18T01:20:45.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: Game Coverage, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

| [Intermission](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/events/38301?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)     | 1 | 2 | 3 | Total |
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| [Toronto Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/TOR?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | 1 |   |   | 1     |
| [Ottawa Senators](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/OTT?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)     | 1 |   |   | 1     |

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Did you guys see Kicking and Screaming, the Will Ferrell vehicle? Well, he makes his team awesome by adding two little Italian geniuses and one super secret play: Pass it to the Italians. Right now, [Matt Stajan](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54288/Matt%5FStajan?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) is doing the best job of following Ron Wilson's coaching: Pass it to [Phil Kessel](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54905/Phil%5FKessel?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). My favourite part is when Kessel starts skating around the zone and you think he's trying to find an open teammate but he's really just looking for some room to get off his sick wrister. He knows the deal and so do we.