> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # I Love you Mommy - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/i-love-you-mommy/ - Published: 2010-03-09T12:00:41.000Z - Updated: 2010-03-09T12:00:41.000Z - Author: VoxMediaUser136168 - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15 Yesterday, my illustrious, hard-working partner found something quite intriguing on Passive Agressive notes. The letter pictured above was written by a young girl who shares my name. In it, she apologizes for calling her mom a "pice of poo". Frankly, I still haven't stopped laughing at it - firstly, that there's another Karina out there who has a reported infatuation with poo, and secondly that had I ever called my mom a piece of poo, I would have received the thrashing of my life. In fact, I can only recall ever back talking to my mom once, when she asked me to clean my room and I angrily said "NO!". That didn't end well for me. But then, I was a quiet, mild, obedient child, while I had two older brothers who'd been rather rambunctious, who did a lot worse. I had the fear of my mom put into me by watching what they did. What's the worst thing you ever said to your mom? Oh, and when's mother's day? I think a print out of this might be in store for my mom, as it will give her a good laugh too. Links after the jump. [Penalty Trouble in Philadelphia](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2010/03/08/penalty-trouble-in-philadelphia/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Steve at Hockey Analysis takes a look at Leaf penalties, and what line up changes there will be with Grabbo's expected return tonight. [The Great NHL Dynasties](http://thehockeywriters.com/the-great-nhl-dynasties/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Mike Moore](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54781/Mike%5FMoore?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) of the Hockey Writers takes a look the greatest dynasties of all time - and in the process, the greatest Leafs team of all time. [Week 21 – Torontosaurus Rex](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2010/03/08/week-21-torontosaurus-rex/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Katshockey @ MLHS tells us who her Torontosaurus Rex is this week, and informs us that she'll be live blogging tonight's game. [Its time to get over the Phil Kessel trade](http://tmlfanfury.blogspot.com/2010/03/its-time-to-get-over-phil-kessel-trade.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) TML Fan Fury has had enough of this particular debate, and wishes everyone would just move on. [Penalties Taken vs. Penalties Drawn and Nikolai Kulemin](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2010/03/09/penalties-taken-vs-penalties-drawn-and-nikolai-kulemin/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Steve at Hockey Analysis takes a look at some penalty stats, finds out how good Kulemin is, and creates a hypothesis about what type of players Burke and Wilson want on their team. [Players split opinions on headshots ](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/players-split-opinions-on-headshots/article1494271/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) James discovers that there's little consensus on what, if any, rule changes are needed to prevent dirty checks. [The playoff push: 90+ points or bust](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/blogs/globe-on-hockey/the-playoff-push-90-points-or-bust/article1430513/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) James Mirtle updated the playoff push stats - the Leafs are now eliminated. [Leafs’ tough guy shows his sweet side ](http://www.postcity.com/Post-City-Magazines/March-2010/Leafs-rsquo-tough-guy-shows-his-sweet-side/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Wendel rates the best chocolate cakes in Toronto. Really. And who wrote this headline? "Leafs tough guy"? How do they not realize Wendel's importance? Meanwhile, I'm sure that owners of all the losing cake stores are cowering in fear as we speak. [Bloge Salming: Tuesday Prospect Report](http://www.blogesalming.com/2010/03/tuesday-prospect-report.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) See if you can find the joke. [Vintage Leafs: MacLean's magazine from 1966](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/2010/03/macleanss-magazine-from-1966.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Birth Control and the Leafs Money Making Machine **Lunchtime Reading** [Caputi on top line for home debut](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/caputi-on-top-line-for-home-debut/article1495025/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) James spoke to Luca Caputi about his home debut, and playing on the top line.