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# I Need a Cigarette...
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/i-need-a-cigarette/
- Published: 2009-12-04T10:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2009-12-04T10:00:27.000Z
- Author: VoxMediaUser138634
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

Last night was amazing. Was it good for you? It was good for me. So good. I've heard the commercials. "Call a doctor if it lasts for longer than 4 hours" but ya know what? I'm not calling any doctor. Call me crazy, but I want this feeling to last as long as possible. Maybe even through Saturday...?

Also, I think I finally figured out what has caused [Jonas Gustavsson](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/72169/Jonas%5FGustavsson?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)'s elevated heart rate. This [Phil Kessel](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54905/Phil%5FKessel?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) guy has got mine racing. Ya ya ya, [Likely](http://www.sbnation.com/users/Likely?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) fan shot already. And, ~~I know it's available as a t-shirt because I already bought one~~ (communist on line corporations are such buzzkills. Likely's working on a means to get this done, stay tuned...). So if you don't like it, maybe you're dead?

![2sbakpi_medium](http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/326214/2sbakpi_medium.gif)

*Giggity.*

- Would you like to feel the elation from last night all over again? Ya, me too. How about some recaps then? There's a plethora of them around the Barilkosphere: [FiftyMissionCap](http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/2009/12/leafs-blue-jackets-welcome-to-bizarro.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), [JaredFromLondon](http://diehardblueandwhite.blogspot.com/2009/12/game-27-leafs-6-blue-jackets-3.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), [Dr. Steve](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/12/04/leafs-team-speed-beginning-to-pay-divdends/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), the [MLHS gang](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/12/03/leafsblue-jackets-post-game/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and [The Hockey News](http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/29814-Kessel-Blake-each-score-twice-to-push-Maple-Leafs-past-Blue-Jackets-63.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Apparently Burke traded somebody named [Jiri Tlusty](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54287/Jiri%5FTlusty?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Never heard of him personally, but some folks have. [Steve](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/12/03/leafs-trade-tlusty-for-top-power-forward-prospect/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), [HockeyCentric](http://www.hockeycentric.com/the-leaf-blog/jiri-tloose-leaf-tea-gone-paradis-brought-aboard/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), [TSM](http://torontosportsmedia.com/sports-and-toronto/burke-pulls-trigger-minor/6839?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+TorontoSportsMediaBlog+%28Toronto+Sports+Media%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Feedfetcher), MLHS ([with two](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/12/03/tlusty-lost-paradis-gained/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [different posts](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/12/03/jiri-tlusty-traded/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)) and [Toronto Mike](http://www.torontomike.com/2009/12/brian%5Fburke%5Fgives%5Fup%5Fon%5Fjiri%5Ft.html?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+TorontoMike+%28Toronto+Mike+Blog+Entries%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Feedfetcher).
- It's Friday and that means [youTube Yoinkage](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/12/friday-youtube-yoinkage-december-4-2009.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) for everyone!
- The Vintage Leaf Memories [reminisces about Dick Duff](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2009/12/dick-duff-he-should-always-have-been.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Puck the Media has [some predictions for the landscape of televised sports](http://puckthemedia.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/6-sportshockey-related-predictions-for-the-unholy-matrimony-of-nbc-sports-versus/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) with Comcasts' purchase of NBC.

### My opinion of the Phil Kessel trade...

| Has changed: I love it!       | 49  |
| ----------------------------- | --- |
| Is still the same: I love it! | 228 |