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# Idle Hands: Cory Clouston
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/idle-hands-cory-clouston/
- Published: 2009-05-24T16:15:10.000Z
- Updated: 2009-05-24T16:15:10.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

So you guys have once again come through with the goods with our [Hockey Reference sponsorships](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/a-call-to-arms/). All of the spots have been renewed and a couple more have been added. Now it's time to decide what we want each caption to say. We have 255 characters (including spaces) to inflict as much psychological damage/hilarity. So it's time to put your thinking caps on. No, not the tinfoil ones. Those are for when the league conspires against the Leafs.

Next up is one of our new acquisitions - the future Bryan Murray fall guys: [Cory Clouston](http://www.hockey-reference.com/coaches/clousco99c.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Here is what we have currently thanks to the recent nature of his hire as well as the fact that he'll likely be fired by January 2010:

Not bad considering that basically covers what everyone thinks of when they think "Cory Clouston". So the question is: Can you do better? (dear God I hope so)

### What should be on Cory Clouston's H-R page?

| His resume if he was smart                                       | 14 |
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| Anything else because we're smarter (toss ideas in the comments) | 13 |