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# Idle Hands: Luke Schenn
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/idle-hands-luke-schenn/
- Published: 2009-05-26T18:30:12.000Z
- Updated: 2009-05-26T18:30:12.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

So you guys have once again come through with the goods with our [Hockey Reference sponsorships](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/a-call-to-arms/). All of the spots have been renewed and a couple more have been added. Now it's time to decide what we want each caption to say. We have 255 characters (including spaces) to inflict as much psychological damage/hilarity. So it's time to put your thinking caps on. No, not the tinfoil ones. Those are for when the league conspires against the Leafs.

This next one on the docket is a huge pick-up - thanks to Chemmy's uncharacteristic quick thinking - and will hopefully heal any rifts from this morning: [Luke Schenn](http://www.hockey-reference.com/players/s/schenlu01.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Here is what we have currently thanks the completely acceptable feeling of awe that one should sense when contemplating captioning anything to do with Schenn:

Our Luke and Saviour

Not bad considering that most of us probably just drift off to dreamland when his name is mentioned. So the question is: Can you do better?

### What should be on Luke Schenn's HR page?

| I like it. Simple and to the point                              | 40 |
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| I have 255 characters worth of ideas (toss 'em in the comments) | 6  |