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# If Man Is Five And The Devil Is Six...
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/if-man-is-five-and-the-devil-is-six/
- Published: 2009-04-15T10:23:24.000Z
- Updated: 2009-04-15T10:23:24.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

- Since we couldn't get him by fair means...Down Goes Brown on the ongoing [Tavares quest ](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/04/would-you-trade-our-next-two-firsts-for.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)\- a baton picked up by [Toronto Sports Media ](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/brian-burke-path/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)and [The Meatriarchy](http://www.meatriarchy.com/?p=898&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- On to players we DO have - say hello to Viktor Stǻlberg with [Dr Steve](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/04/14/leafs-sign-stalberg/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and [T.O Sports](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/04/14/leafs-sign-stalberg/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Aaaaaand, right back to players who we want but don't currently have. [Jonas Gustavsson profiled](http://www.tosports.ca/?p=4303&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), once more in T.O. Sports.
- Two days from now will be the most important holiday of the year - join Steinbach, Manitoba in celebrating [Ian White Day!](http://www.mysteinbach.ca/newsblog/community/1879.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Torontoist takes a look at the passion and wonders [why we are harrangued so.](http://torontoist.com/2009/04/its%5Fbecause%5Fwe%5Fcare.php?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Whatever chances Loser Domi had with Matty Stajan before, [she's just blown them, totally](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/04/maple-leafs-chat-wonders-of-livejournal.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Your alternative to yesterday [Summer intinerary](http://diehardblueandwhite.blogspot.com/2009/04/skull-candy.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), brought to you by Jared.
- Schenn Jr. is up to fouth in the draft rankings, J Cow (as he will never be called again) is down to ninth - [it's the final CSS list](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/).
- You know, it's not the FTB's style to kick people whilst they are down. But in [Tom Hicks](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/04/14/tom-hicks-stars-ownership-in-danger/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) case, I'm willing to make an exception.