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# If You Own a Car in Montreal; You Probably Don't Anymore
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/if-you-own-a-car-in-montreal-you/
- Published: 2010-04-22T10:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2010-04-22T10:00:46.000Z
- Author: Colin Odneal
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

Perhaps you missed the big news yesterday. Ya know the news about how Brian Burke snatched up the gravy known of Jussi Rynnäs from the clutches of the rest of the NHL. For the second year in a row the most sought after European goalie prospect has come home to roost in Toronto. How does he do it?

Also last night, both the [Capitals](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/WAS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and [Bruins](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/BOS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) took 3-1 strangleholds on their first round series; so if you know any Habs or [Sabres](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/BUF?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) fans, but sure to remind them of their impending first round exits. We would all really appreciate that, thanks.

Also of note, be sure to use the rec button for good posts and comments. We might be bringing back the Burkies. We'll see.

Jump for them links!

#### [It's gotta be the shoes sticks!](http://www.banginpanger.com/2010/04/stick-summary.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

A neat summary of what sticks have been scoring points these playoffs.

#### [Quickest goalie pulls in playoff history](http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/4/21/1433975/quick-hook-in-the-playoffs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Somehow, Theodore's 2 shots-2 goals performance doesn't even make the Top 3.

#### [Signs your team isn't making it to the second round](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2010/04/signs-your-team-is-not-making-it-to.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Down Goes Brown with more of what he does best.

#### [Cherry: Luongo shouldn't be captain](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/cherry-says-its-time-for-new-canucks-captain/article1541198/?cmpid=rss1&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Also talks about diminished importance of the C now that players don't vote for it.

#### [Tuesday Wednesday Prospect Report: Tyler Bozak](http://www.blogesalming.com/2010/04/tuesday-prospect-report-tyler-bozak.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Bloge Salming with another edition

#### [Datsyuk, B. Richards, and St. Louis](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/)

Your three Lady Byng nominees

#### [Local TV ratings of the major sports](http://sportsmediawatch.blogspot.com/2010/04/local-on-eights-ratings-for-nba-mlb-and.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Hockey is really holding its own in Raleigh, North Carolina.

#### [Kessel and Phaneuf explain the mysteries of the universe](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2010/04/leafs-for-life-kessel-and-phaneuf.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

If you've never read an LD slash fic, then you're in for a treat.

#### [The Leafs are a long ways away from being a Cup contender](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2010/04/leafs-are-still-long-ways-away.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

What are we talking about here? Months right?

#### [Peter Zezel and some cross-eyed kid](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/2010/04/peter-zezel-in-1991.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

One of the many new pictures up at Vintage Leafs