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# I'm M*********ing John Mitchell F***er.
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/im-m-ing-john-mitchell-f-er/
- Published: 2009-09-23T08:01:01.000Z
- Updated: 2009-09-23T08:01:01.000Z
- Author: VoxMediaUser138634
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:43

###  Welcome to the F\*\*\*ing New and Bilingual PP to the M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*ing P!

![Johnmitchell-enfrancais_medium](http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/257460/johnmitchell-enfrancais_medium.jpg)

> *Ya, that's f\*\*\*ing right I speak f\*\*\*ing French you f\*\*\*. I wanna f\*\*\*ing welcome Phil f\*\*\*ing Kessel to the f\*\*\*ing Leafs. F\*\*\*ing A! Right on! I f\*\*\*ing can't f\*\*\*ing wait to hit the ice with the m\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*er! F\*\*\*ing A! Right on! Let's f\*\*\*ing do this! F\*\*\*!*  

Thanks John! Much appreciated. Not much I can add to those sentiments...

- The question of the hour from TSM: Nazem Kadri. [Should he stay or should he go](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/nazem-kadri-stay-now/5921?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)?
- Loser Domi lets us in on [a little secret](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/09/maple-leafs-chat-pot-luck-party.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) about Phil Kessel, the pot luck crashing goofy bastard.
- Down Goes Brown has [his top ten Leaf fights](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/09/toronto-maple-leaf-fights.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). I'm shocked only 5 are with Wendel Clark.
- JaredFromLondon lets you in to [the inner workings of his mind](http://diehardblueandwhite.blogspot.com/2009/09/three-stooges-syndrome.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). You've been warned.
- The Truculeafs love Phil Kessel so much, they had to do, [not one](http://truculeafs.blogspot.com/2009/09/requisite-kessel-post.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), but [two posts](http://truculeafs.blogspot.com/2009/09/phil-kessel-is-prime-reason-why-i.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) on him.
- Someone not named Dr. Steve breaks down [the definition of a top 6 forward](http://www.hockeyanalysis.com/?p=900&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), math style.
- MLHS has lost it's marbles [with this post](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/09/22/just-for-fun-michael-nylander/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), but all is forgiven thanks to a great breakdown of [the lowlights](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/09/22/growing-pains-leafspens-post-game/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) from the Leafs tilt last night..
- Meanwhile, the Hockey Bums talk up [the highlights](http://hockey-bums.com/archives/2009?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) of last night's affair.
- Pal Hal Pall, plying his trade for the Hockey Independent, [makes some noise](http://hockeyindependent.com/blog/?p=1319&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) regarding the Kessel trade.
- As an outsider looking in, I thoroughly enjoyed and agreed with [this open letter](http://www.tosports.ca/?p=6269&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)./