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# I'm Wendel Clark, you're the puck
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/im-wendel-clark-youre-the-puck/
- Published: 2010-04-15T10:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2010-04-15T10:00:39.000Z
- Author: VoxMediaUser136168
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

So yesterday I got really bored. Like, really, really bored. So I finally did it - signed Jared up for Cougar Life. Fergus30 was a great help in filling out the profile, but the icing on the cake was my answer to the question "What is your ideal fantasy role-playing" which I filled out as "I'm Wendel Clark, you're the puck."  
To see the rest of his profile, click [here](http://i44.tinypic.com/notuvb.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and h[ere.](http://i44.tinypic.com/5ul6rr.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Please help Fergus30 and I to convince Jared to actually go on a date or two with a woman from this site. If he agrees, we can all pitch in a few bucks for a one month membership ($40) and get some extra access (unpaid you only get 3 messages which you can send, and apparently can't read all of the messages that are sent to you.) C'mon, peer pressure created "Throw the Snake" - let's get some support for "Date a Cougar"!!!  
Links after the jump.

- [Been there, heard that](http://www.normanjamessports.com/2010/04/been-there-heard-that.html?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+NormanJamesSports+%28Norman+James+Sports%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader)  
Norman James Sports has his reaction to Burke's presser.
- [Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke expects team to be in playoffs next season](http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/32929-Maple-Leafs-GM-Brian-Burke-expects-team-to-be-in-playoffs-next-season.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Yeah, sure we have heard this before... but the Hockey News chose to write this stupid headline instead of the truth - Burke said "the playoffs are a reasonable goal".
- [Closing Thoughts ](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/04/14/closing-thoughts/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
MLHS reviews Burke's end of season press conference from yesterday.
- [Fun Day In Toronto Sports Media](http://torontosportsmedia.com/sports-and-toronto/fun-day-toronto-sports-media/7837?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+TorontoSportsMediaBlog+%28Toronto+Sports+Media%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader)  
TSM reviews yesterday in Toronto Sports media: Interesting day for sure. First we had Bill Houston's blog article and then we had Brian Burke's presser, with Howard Berger's respectful attire.
- [Houston, We Have a Problem ](http://canuckscorner.com/tombenjamin/?p=1485&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
I agree with Tom Benjamin's conclusion to this article about Houston/Mirtle.
- [55 Gallons of Ink for Mirtle ](http://www.hockeywilderness.com/2010/4/14/1422770/55-gallons-of-ink-for-mirtle?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Hockey Wilderness, a [Minnesota Wild](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/MIN?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) blog, was not impressed with Houston either.
- [3rd Annual Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe Contest](http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/A2Y/comments/win%5Ftickets%5Fthe%5F3rd%5Fannual%5Fpierre%5Fmcguire%5Fis%5Fa%5Fdouche%5Fcanoe%5Fcontest/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Abel to Yzerman is hosting a contest that y'all might be interested in - and winning Leafs tickets is the reward!
- [Rock the Red? There’s An App For That.](http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2010/04/14/rock-the-red-theres-an-app-for-that.html?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+OnFrozenBlog+%28On+Frozen+Blog%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader)  
This is rather cool - the Caps have an iPhone app.
- [Great moments in slithery: Fans throw snakes on Coyotes ice ](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Great-moments-in-slithery-Fans-throw-snakes-on-?urn=nhl,234343&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Chemmy was successful!! THERE WAS A SNAKE THROWN!!!!!