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# I've Got Ham, But I'm Not A Hamster
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ive-got-ham-but-im-not-a-hamster/
- Published: 2009-04-02T09:19:39.000Z
- Updated: 2009-04-02T09:19:39.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

- The Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Draft Pick: A novella in three parts, written by [Maple Leaf Hot Stove ](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/04/01/leafs-lose-draft-pick-for-frogren-deal/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), [Toronto Sports Media](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/cliff-fletcher-cost-maple-leafs/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and [mf37](http://bitterleaf.blogspot.com/2009/04/laypersons-look-at-frogren-and-cba.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Moving on from hideous injustice, TSM takes a look at the [months and years](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/sports-media/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) ahead and the implications for the roster.
- Recently departed, dearly missed - A full run down of ['Brian Burke' ](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/04/archive-all-of-fake-brian-burkes-tweets.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)on Twitter.
- Jam-Master Boyd Devereaux talks about [the best on-ice music ](http://www.arthurmag.com/2009/04/01/riffs-on-ice/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)to Arthur Magazine. Spinderella Matty Stajan sadly not featured.
- Torontoist and the [Black Math ](http://torontoist.com/2009/04/math%5Fis%5Fganging%5Fup%5Fon%5Fthe%5Ftoronto%5Fm.php?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)which has removed the mighty Blue and White from the big playoff dance for another year.
- Further prospect chatter, [T.O. Sports on Stalberg](http://www.tosports.ca/?p=4099&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and [MLHS on Jimmy Hayes.](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/04/01/getting-to-know-you-jimmy-hayes/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Your last MLHS update today, [looking at the game last night](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/04/01/post-game-leafsflyers-flyers-fizzle/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- *Tre Kronor!* Yeah, I'm a Swedish fan now in case I hadn't already mentioned it. [Wonderful shootout effort ](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/04/01/creative-shootout-strategy-chipping/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)by Oilers prospect Linus Omark.
- UPDATE : Latest tranche of [Vintage Leafs ](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)for youse all.