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# Kneel before Phil. Kneel!
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/kneel-before-phil-kneel/
- Published: 2009-11-04T00:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2009-11-04T00:00:00.000Z
- Author: Heather Lynn
- Tags: Game Coverage, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

Tonight the [Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/TOR?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) take on the [Lightning](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/TAM?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). It will be the debut of [Phil Kessel](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54905/Phil%5FKessel?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) in the blue and white. It hasn't been fun waiting on him. It's kinda like getting a bike for your birthday, except it's not assembled. It's just been sitting in various put together parts around the house for weeks because did is is too busy cracking Coor's and watching baseball to take the time to build the thing. But now, the bike is finally done. I just hope it all works. It'd suck of the brakes fail going downhill.

This is your period one game thread. I will be in and out trying to do schoolwork. The overlord should be around. Please be mindful of community rules and do those [SPG picks](http://pickspg.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Winner gets a big wheel! Not really. I'm lying.