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# Leafs @ Capitals: So Fetch!
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/leafs-capitals-so-fetch/
- Published: 2009-10-03T21:30:30.000Z
- Updated: 2009-10-03T21:30:30.000Z
- Author: Heather Lynn
- Tags: Game Coverage, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

I want [Matt Stajan](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54288/Matt%5FStajan?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) to glide in on a unicorn and score a hat trick and to possibly deliver puppies to sick children. I want [Luke Schenn](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54281/Luke%5FSchenn?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) to [hit a Capital so hard](http://i42.tinypic.com/2na5i7c.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), that there is a pinata-like explosion. And I want somehow use the [beauty and magnificence](http://i43.tinypic.com/16krlfb.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) of [Viktor Stalberg](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/72012/Viktor%5FStalberg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) to create peace in the Middle East. I just wish I could bake hockey cupcakes for you all. What do you want?

Tonight the [Truculent Maple Leafs](http://i43.tinypic.com/2d1afza.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) will take on the [Washington Capitals](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/WAS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). [I know right](http://i37.tinypic.com/68qyr4.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)? They are such a skeeze. Whatever. I really hope [Jonas Gustavsson](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/72169/Jonas%5FGustavsson?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) is in net. Monster is flawless. I heard he does car commercials. IN JAPAN. I saw him wearing [army pants and flip flops](http://i41.tinypic.com/4iddlz.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) so I went out and bought army pants and flip flops. One time, he met John Stamos on a plane. And he told him he was pretty!

Who here has [personally felt victimized](http://i42.tinypic.com/1zd6azs.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) by Alexander Ovechkin?

This is your period one game thread. Keep the comments relevant and witty. Do those [SPG picks](http://pickspg.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).