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# Lockout Haikus
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/lockout-haikus/
- Published: 2012-11-28T12:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-28T12:00:49.000Z
- Author: Colin Odneal
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

On Twitter last night, @1967ers thought it'd be keen to post some lockout centric haikus. Here are my favorites. Got any to add?

[Losing a season](https://twitter.com/1967ers/status/273608091487064064?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[was so much fun the last time](https://twitter.com/1967ers/status/273608091487064064?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[that we'll try again?](https://twitter.com/1967ers/status/273608091487064064?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

  
[Lockout imminent?](https://twitter.com/SkinnyPPPhish/status/273616339913043968?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Sure, buyout Colby Armstrong.](https://twitter.com/SkinnyPPPhish/status/273616339913043968?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Sounds like a great plan](https://twitter.com/SkinnyPPPhish/status/273616339913043968?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[](https://twitter.com/SkinnyPPPhish/status/273616339913043968?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).

[Losing my hockey](https://twitter.com/1967ers/status/273608584074518529?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[has so addled my small brain.](https://twitter.com/1967ers/status/273608584074518529?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[I'm reading books. BOOKS!](https://twitter.com/1967ers/status/273608584074518529?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

**Here there be links.**

[10 Leafs-Related Thoughts and Questions](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2012/11/27/10-leafs-related-thoughts-and-questions/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

MLHS puts on their questioning caps.

[Joffrey Lupul No Longer a Victim of Circumstance](http://thehockeywriters.com/joffrey-lupul-no-longer-a-victim-of-circumstance/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Hey look, another misinformed dig at [Francois Beauchemin](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54518/francois-beauchemin?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).

[KHL: Komarov Scores in Upset Loss and More](http://theleafsnation.com/2012/11/27/khl-komarov-scores-in-upset-loss-and-more?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Dangle continues liking the KHL.

[Wide Reaching Leafs/Marlies Prospects Thoughts](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2012/11/wide-ranging-leaf-and-marlieprospect.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Also, VLM reaches 1,100 posts.

[A Look Back at the Careers Cut Short by the Last NHL Lockout](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2012/11/nhl-lockout-retired-players.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Poor Adam Oates.

[Minnesota Wild Staff to Take 20% Paycuts](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/minnesota-wild-staff-brace-for-20-per-cent-pay-cuts/article5746562/?cmpid=rss1&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Meanwhile, [Wild](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/minnesota-wild?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) ownership gave out $20M in signing bonuses to Suter and Parise for this year alone.

[Riley Sheahan's Drunk Driving Charge is Straight Out of Mad Libs](http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2012/11/27/red-wings-prospect-riley-sheahans-drunk-driving-charge-is-straight-out-of-mad-libs/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Seriously, that's some fine college drunkenness.

[NHL Amnesty Game: Who Would Each Eastern Conference Team Buyout if They Could?](http://thehockeywriters.com/nhl-amnesty-game-who-would-each-eastern-conference-team-buy-out/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Lukas Hardonk doesn't understand LTIR nor that teams actually have to pay players in buyout amnesty.

[Mediators to Join NHL Talks](http://slapshot.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/27/mediators-to-join-n-h-l-talks/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

ASSMODE.

Also happy birthday to [Marc-Andre Fleury](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54838/marc-andre-fleury?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and oh yeah, me. What did you get me?