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# Make It Zero!
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/make-it-zero/
- Published: 2010-05-12T10:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2010-05-12T10:00:46.000Z
- Author: Colin Odneal
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

The [Blackhawks](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/CHI?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) have done their job and eliminated a Canadian team from the playoffs; now the job of doing the same falls to the [Penguins](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/PIT?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Enough of the "root Canadian" crap; if a Canadian team isn't wearing a Maple Leaf on the front (~~red or~~ blue), then you shouldn't be cheering for them.

What you should be cheering for instead is the nation, nay continent-wide embrace of the summer's newest dance jam; The Stanky Legg. What's the Stanky Legg you ask? Take a looksee.

Hells yeah. Now that's a dance that even I can do. Links after the jump.  

[Ain't no salary cap in the front office](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/leafs-resources-help-retain-nonis/article1565364/?cmpid=rss1&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Leafs' deep pockets help keep Nonis in Toronto.

[Lehtonen receives extension in Dallas](http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/hockey/comments/kari%5Flehtonen%5Fgets%5Fcontract%5Fextension%5Fin%5Fdallas/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

This means [Marty Turco](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54865/Marty%5FTurco?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) is going to hit the UFA market.

[Bits & Pieces](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/05/11/bits-pieces-nonis-cervenka/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

MLHS with a quick little sum up on recent goings on.

[Mikhail Grabovski is as "lucky" as they come](http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/5/11/1460165/i-think-we-can-agree-that-this-is?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

He didn't hit one post all season.

[Here's your chance to big on a game worn Olympic Jersey](http://members.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=nhlpa%5Fauctions&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

The NHLPA and eBay team up for Hockey for Haiti.

[Will the Leafs resign Kulemin?](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2010/05/will-kulemins-growth-arc-continue-at.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

VLM takes at look at our potential diamond in the rough.

[Darcy Tucker cares not for your theory of gravity](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/2010/05/air-tucker.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Vintage Leafs with more photo goodness.

[Want a Canadian sterotype?](http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2010/05/11/sk-drunk-driving-robert-beatty.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

This guy called 911 on himself for drunk driving, and then apologized to the arresting officer.

[Tampa Bay Lightning pull a dick move with Stephane Veilleux](http://www.tampabay.com/sports/hockey/lightning/lightnings-veilleux-to-file-grievance-against-team-over-surgery-payment/1094340?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Refuse to pay for shoulder surgery.