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# Yo Mama Is So.....
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-news-april-20-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-20T10:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-20T10:00:55.000Z
- Author: Colin Odneal
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:43

Not a lot in the way of Leafs news, so instead I take you back to your childhood with Twitter "Yo Momma" jokes:

[Yo momma so dumb, she tells people to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk".](http://twitter.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#!/mforbes37/status/60539890479280128)

[Yo mama so fat she got called for too many men on the ice, when she was sitting in the stands.](http://twitter.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#!/LeafsFansLife/status/60541902612733953)

[Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.](http://twitter.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#!/CassiieD/status/60538231774650368)

[Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.](http://twitter.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#!/felixpotvin/status/60537716768653313)

[Yo mama so fat, she went to the beach and people tried to push her back into the ocean.](http://twitter.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#!/SkinnyPPPhish/status/60545422128726016)

And finally......

[Yo mama's so easy she saw more rubber between her legs than Luongo tonight.](http://twitter.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#!/ACatNamedFelix/status/60539348482920448)

(Note: that last tweet also applies to [Antti Niemi](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/56130/antti-niemi?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).)

Well that was fun, time for some linkage.

**Leafs Links**

[Remembering the Spring 1971](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2011/04/remembering-1971-playoffs-when-leafs.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Mike from VLM remembers the youth, and the playoffs.

[Damphousse's Wife Now Also Facing Assault Charges](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/vincent-damphousses-wife-facing-charge-of-assaulting-the-former-nhl-player/article1991802/?utm%5Fmedium=Feeds%3A%20RSS%2FAtom&utm%5Fsource=Hockey&utm%5Fcontent=1991802)

An ugly situation has gotten worse.

**Other Links**

[The Official Map of an NHL Rink](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2011/04/official-map-of-nhl-rink.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Warning! Here be Prongers!

[NHL and NBC Sign 10-years, $2 billion Agreement](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/nhl-announces-new-tv-deal/article1991065/?utm%5Fmedium=Feeds%3A%20RSS%2FAtom&utm%5Fsource=Hockey&utm%5Fcontent=1991065)

Look set to prop up struggling franchises for the next decade.

[TV Deal May Prevent Coyotes Move to Winnipeg](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/tv-market-could-prevent-coyotes-move-to-winnipeg/article1991965/?utm%5Fmedium=Feeds%3A%20RSS%2FAtom&utm%5Fsource=Hockey&utm%5Fcontent=1991965)

NBC makes $0 from having a team in the Peg.

[Colin Campbell Explains Why Torres Hit is Clean](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/)

"Because it's the playoffs" oddly not part of his statement.