> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Death of a Legend - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-news-links-january-20-2014/ - Published: 2014-01-20T12:00:01.000Z - Updated: 2014-01-20T12:00:01.000Z - Description: The end of the best parody stats account ever. - Author: Colin Odneal - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27 It's with a heavy heart (not really) that I announce a death in the hockey family. TSN's Stats Guy is no longer TSN's Stats Guy because he somehow got a job hosting on the NHL Network. Worst of all, on [his Twitter account](https://twitter.com/TH2NSTATSGUY?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) he deleted every single nonsense tweet he made over the year, and now it just redirects you to [@LeafsStatsGuy](https://twitter.com/LeafsStatsGuy?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) which is probably the intern he had pulling these stats for him all along. And just like the former, this account has never mentions advanced stats. This one's for you Stats Guy. [![Pour-some-beer-out-for-homies_medium](http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3885363/pour-some-beer-out-for-homies_medium.jpg)](http://cdn2.sbnation.com/assets/3885363/pour-some-beer-out-for-homies.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) You tool. **Links** [Leafs Nation Top 20 Prospects: Mid-Year Rankings](http://theleafsnation.com/2014/1/19/introducing-the-tln-top-20-leafs-prospects-midterm-rankings?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Do these guys even go to the rink? [Assessing Nazem Kadri](http://www.vintageleafmemories.com/2014/01/nazem-kadri-assessing-young-leaf-with.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Young kid's got promise....all of sudden. [LFR7 - Game 50](http://theleafsnation.com/2014/1/19/lfr7-game-50-skill-stick-mode-mtl-3-tor-5?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Dangle has an XBox. [Dangle also has a Podcast](http://theleafsnation.com/2014/1/19/the-steve-dangle-podcast-january-19-2014-tortorellas-elbows?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Click the link and listen to it. [UNH's Trevor van Riemsdyk suffers gruesome leg injury ](http://www.sbncollegehockey.com/2014/1/18/5323344/unhs-trevor-van-riemsdyk-suffers-gruesome-leg-injury-hockey-east-new-hampshire-wildcats?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) University of New Hampshire junior defenseman Trevor van Riemsdyk, one of the top college free agents, injured his left leg in the first period of his team's game against Union College on Saturday night. [Undisclosed Injury: David Clarkson's Elbow](http://undisclosedinjury.blogspot.ca/2014/01/david-clarksons-elbow.html?m=1&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Breaking down the likely details about why Clarkson is out of the lineup [Hockey Players On Tinder](http://hockeyplayersontinder.tumblr.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Thirsty hockey players have found a new way to get girls. Our old friend Jiri Tlusty looks to have learned his lesson! [The Oilers Power Play Woes: Not This Again... ](http://www.coppernblue.com/2014/1/19/5324360/the-oilers-power-play-woes-not-this-again?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. [Praying for David Bolland](http://theleafsnation.com/2014/1/19/is-david-bolland-the-savior-of-the-leafs?utm%5Fsource=dlvr.it&utm%5Fmedium=twitter) "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" has never been more true. [Red Wing fan fails at delivering a special message](http://bloguin.com/puckdrunklove/2014-articles/january/red-wing-fan-fails-at-delivering-a-special-message.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) What an idiot [Our Response In The Matter of The Royal Half v. III Communication](http://conferenceiii.wordpress.com/2014/01/18/our-response-in-the-matter-of-the-royal-half-v-iii-communication/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) JR Lind is pretty great. [The Holy Grail Of Westvleteren: The Quest For The World's Best Beer](http://www.departful.com/2014/01/quest-for-the-worlds-best-beer-westvleteren/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) A true consensus on the world's best beer is about as unlikely to happen as world peace, but some very particular Belgian monks make a very persuasive case. JP writes about his trip! [Fixing the Edmonton Oilers Part 2 – Filling Team Needs](http://www.coppernblue.com/2014/1/18/5320290/fixing-the-edmonton-oilers-part-2-filling-team-needs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com#pgh/7/2275.949951171875) Part 2 of a 3 part look at fixing the Oilers without the orbital nuclear strike. [An Interview with Jim Hughes, Director of Player Development](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2014/01/17/catching-up-with-maple-leafs-director-of-player-development-jim-hughes/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Guess the Leafs don't think every blogger is an idiot that lives in their basement. Wonder why ;) Good interview [Hockey Hypotheticals](http://puckpossessed.wordpress.com/category/hockey-hypotheticals/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) A Canada B is selected and plays Yzerman's squad [An Interview with Nelson Millman](http://torontosportsmedia.com/sports-and-toronto/an-interview-with-nelson-millman/18634?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) A discussion of sports radio in Toronto that doesn't mention that it's mostly a cesspool