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# How Weird is Your Beard?
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-news-links-may-8-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-08T10:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2013-05-08T10:00:05.000Z
- Author: Colin Odneal
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

How's your playoff bearing coming along? I want to see gratuitous selfies posted in the comments of your beards.

**Links.**

[Systems Analyst: New Math for the Toronto Maple Leafs](http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2013/05/07/systems-analyst-new-math-for-the-toronto-maple-leafs-1-big-hit-2-bad-turnovers-4th-bruins-goal/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
They're hockey players; math is not their strong suit.

[Positives and Negative From Monday Night](http://www.fightingforstanley.ca/toronto/positives-and-negatives-from-monday-night/?utm%5Fsource=rss&utm%5Fmedium=rss&utm%5Fcampaign=positives-and-negatives-from-monday-night)  
Sometimes you just get Miller'd, Ward'd, Rask'd.

[Matt Frattin at the 1998 Brick Tournament](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/video/matt-frattin-1998-brick-super-novice-hockey-tournament/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Kid was rocking a sweet white cage and was very excited to carry the trophy.

(Also, notice that this kid who was the best of his team, that was the best in his state, that won the biggest 9-10 year old tournament in the world is the only one from that group to make the NHL.Parents, it just ain't happening for little Billy.)

[R1G3 Second Sober Thoughts](http://theleafsnation.com/2013/5/7/r1g3-sober-second-thoughts-what-theyre-saying-what-were-saying?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Talking about people talking about the game.

[Sizing up the 2013 Masterton Nominees](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2013/05/nhl-masterton-trophy-2013.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Whole lotta goalies with issues.