> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Maple Leafs v. Sabres: GO SABRES! - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-v-sabres-go-sabres/ - Published: 2009-10-30T23:15:18.000Z - Updated: 2009-10-30T23:15:18.000Z - Author: Julian Sanchez - Tags: Game Coverage, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15 [![No_goal_medium](http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/199389/no_goal_medium.jpg)](http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/199389/no%5Fgoal.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) *It just always comes up. Sorry [Sabres](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/BUF?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) fans.* [**GO FLYERS!**](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/fill-in-the-blanks/)is associated with wildly offensive and stupid statements but what about Go Sabres!? Well, after the jump, the two brains behind Go [Flyers](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/PHI?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) bring you the new hotness: **PPP**: Oh man, let's do another post. Go Sabres can mean that they are enthusiastic but get important facts wrong. Like: "TODD GILL WAS A GREAT DEFENCEMAN" **GODD TILL:** DEAD TO ME. PPP WAS A GREAT BLOGGER I WISH HE HADN'T BEEN FED THROUGH A WOODCHIPPER. **PPP:** Wait. That's not funny. **Till:** Fine. LALIME WON A VEZINA. GO SABRES! **PPP:** That's the spirit! **Till**: TYLER MYERS WON SIX NORRISES IN THE FUTURE. GO SABRES! **PPP:** Now we're cooking. **Till**: KHABIBULIN SUCKED IN SAN JOSE. GO SABRES! **PPP:** THE SABRES HAVE DOMINATED THE LEAFS IN THE STANDINGS FOR THE PAST 7 SEASONS EXCEPT FOR THOSE FIRST THREE. GO SABRES! **Till**: WHEN YOU FINISH 10TH IN THE EAST THE NHL GIVES YOU HAPPY WINNER CUPCAKES AND 'DOMINATION DOGS' GO SABRES! **PPP:** THE SABRES HAVE DOMINATED THE EAST SINCE THE LOCKOUT EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE HICCOUGH...AND THAT OTHER ONE. GO SABRES! **Till**: MATS SUNDIN WAS AN INELIGIBLE PLAYER SO THOSE POINTS DON'T COUNT AND I THINK ALMO HAD A SKATE IN A CREASE DURING GAME 17, CAUSING THE FORFEITURE OF ALL POINTS AND NACHO-RELATED REVENUE AT THE ACC! GO SABRES! **PPP:** WHY DO LEAFS FANS BUY ALL OF THE TICKETS TO GAMES IN A CITY THAT INVENTED THE TERM ECONOMICALLY DEPRESSED? GO SABRES! **Till**: SARAH PALIN UNITED AMERICA. GO SABRES! **PPP:** THE BATTLE OF BRITAIN WAS A CLEAR WIN FOR THE LUFTWAFFE! GO SABRES! **Till:** I HOPE JON AND KATE WORK IT OUT YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH THEY CARE ABOUT THOSE KIDS. **PPP:** TIM CONNOLLY HAS BEEN A HISTORICALLY RESILIENT PLAYER. **Till**: HASEK WAS OK BUT IT WAS CURTIS BROWN AND JAY MCKEE THAT CARRIED THOSE TEAMS. **PP**: SURE MOGILNY SCORED 67 GOALS BUT BRAD MAY WAS THE KEY GOAL SCORER IN THE PLAYOFFS. **Till**: STRANGE THAT HE ONLY WON ONE ART ROSS TROPHY! GO SABRES! **PPP**: WHEN I HEARD HE WON 4 I WAS SHOCKED! GO SABRES! **Till**: MAYBE THAT WAS IN THE VIDEO GAME THOUGH I GET CONFUSED! GO SABRES! **PPP:** They really hate having Norwood and Brett Hull brought up eh? **Till:** LOSING ON A VALID GOAL IS A TRAGEDY ON PAR WITH 20 HOLOCAUSTS! GO SABRES! **PPP:** LOSING ON A VALID GOAL IS JUST LIKE HAVING A STANLEY CUP RIPPED FROM YOUR HANDS BY AN INCOMPETENT AND SPINELESS REFEREE! GO SABRES! wait... **Till**: IT'S WEIRD YOU MAKE FUN OF MY ZUBAZ PANTS NOW THEY WERE ALL THE RAGE IN MILAN TEN YEARS AGO **PPP:** PEOPLE AUTOMATICALLY ASSOCIATE BUFFALO WITH "CITY OF LOSERS"! PITY US! GO SABRES! **Till:** Actually, I kind of agree with that one... **PPP:** Guess this schtick is dead then... **Till:** Yeah, maybe the others can do better? **PPP:** Let's hope so. Alright folks, this is your first period game thread. Try your hand at the latest Till/Trips joint until game time. Then keep it on topic and recommend any good comments so that we can bask in the reflected wit/wisdom/or both.