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# Mattblack Has Been Let Go
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/mattblack-has-been-let-go/
- Published: 2009-03-12T13:09:35.000Z
- Updated: 2009-03-12T13:09:35.000Z
- Author: Jason Orach
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

It's tough times out there all over, so it's with a heavy heart that I stand here before you today to say that Mattblack has been canned. His FTB writing was almost average on some days, but I liked the one-legged little guy anyways. He fought as hard as he could to convince us all he could read and write, and in the end I think we'll admire him like we admire [Jacques Demers](http://sports.espn.go.com/nhl/news/story?id=2212397&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). So here's to you Mattblack, you illiterate trainspotter:

- Torontosportsmedia wants you to take the [Tofu Challenge](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/a-fraud-named-mccormick/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (it's a Berger replacement).
- "Brian Burke" posted a list of his top ten favorite [staged fights](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/03/staged-hockey-fights.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Jaredoflondon is [throwing up P-O-G](http://diehardblueandwhite.blogspot.com/2009/03/hope-springs-eternal.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) on the West side of London.
- Torontosportsmedia missed a chance to have relations with [Peter Pocklington's daughter](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/late-night-sports-thoughts/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Barry Melrose Rocks apparently thinks [the Leafs' best goaltender](http://www.barrymelroserocks.com/2009/03/lol-martin-gerber.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) this year is going to Russia./