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# MEAT BOT 3000 HAS YOUR LINKS
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/meat-bot-3000-has-your-links/
- Published: 2011-07-28T10:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2011-07-28T10:00:46.000Z
- Author: J.P. Nikota
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

Your morning's links are being brought to you by a live person, but he's made mostly of spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, egg, bacon, sausage, and spam, and has probably been left out of the fridge for too long.

[Eternally Optimistic](http://www.mapleleafsdigest.com/2011/07/leafs-training-camp-battle-for-bottom.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Steven J. Irvine at Maple Leafs Digest points out that with our SPCs just about maxed out, there aren't great odds of waiver-exempt players crackign the roster. He's hopefuly for the future.

[Pens Sign Justin Williams](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/penguins-sign-jason-williams/article2110279/?utm%5Fmedium=Feeds%3A%20RSS%2FAtom&utm%5Fsource=Hockey&utm%5Fcontent=2110279)  
One-year deal, $600k. From the AP at the Globe.

[Islanders' Future On Long Island Goes To A Vote](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/globe-on-hockey/islanders-future-on-long-island-goes-to-vote/article2109027/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
James Mirtle outlines the (potentially dire) situation in New York.  
[Does Qual Comp Matter?](http://www.arcticicehockey.com/2011/7/27/2294013/further-to-does-qualcomp-matter?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Hawerchuk explains why it does.

[The Top 30 Left Wingers In the NHL](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Looking-ahead-to-2011-12-Ranking-the-NHL-s-top-?urn=nhl-wp9767&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
According to some guy at PD, that is. All the same, it's fun that Nikolai Kulemin is #18.

[Callahan Signs](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Callahan-avoids-arbitrations-signs-3-year-deal-?urn=nhl-wp9807&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
3-year deal, worth $12.825M. From Sean Leahy at Puck Daddy.

[KC's Chances of Landing an NHL Team Take A Hit](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Kansas-City-s-chances-of-landing-an-NHL-franchis?urn=nhl-wp9781&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Again from Sean Leahy at PD.

[Leafs Captains: 1927-1938](http://thehockeywriters.com/toronto-maple-leafs-captains-1927-1938/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Despite the stupid intro, there's actually a few nice notes on historic Leafs in this article.

[Why We Still Care](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2011/07/leaf-fans-why-we-still-care.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Michael Langlois with a nice little post about what it means to be a Leafs fan.

[When Season Tickets Were Available and Affordable](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2011/07/mid-70s-when-leaf-seasons-tickets-were.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
I wasn't even aware that such a time existed for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is another article from Langlois at VLM.

[MLSE Seeks Injunction Over Ryerson Plan for MLG](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto/mlse-seeks-injunction-over-ryerson-plan-for-maple-leaf-gardens/article2112334/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Oh, MLSE. Quit your whining. From Adrian Morrow at the Globe.

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