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# Naked Flames Prohibited
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/naked-flames-prohibited/
- Published: 2009-04-26T10:39:46.000Z
- Updated: 2009-04-26T10:39:46.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

- Eyebleaf continues his collection of Haterade against Leafs goalies, [this time taking aim at Pogge.](http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/04/justin-pogge-era.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Alas! Marlies are done, beaten [4 - 2](http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5ha3ItrtAtLxOC9CN8J8ZWpFTQLXQ?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (and therefore [4 - 2](http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/sports/hockey/moose-seal-the-deal-43733342.html?viewAllComments=y&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)) by the Manitoba Moose. Better luck next year, lads - and [mind the splinters, Justin.](http://www.torontosun.com/sports/hockey/2009/04/26/9248666-sun.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- What better time then than for [Vintage Leafs](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) to raise spirits, featuring [BEALK!](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/2009/04/ragdoll.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Tortorella banned for a game for liquidating a Caps fan - [NHL Fanhouse ](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/04/25/nhl-suspends-tortorella-for-game-six-against-washington/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)and [Puck Daddy](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Tortorella-s-suspension-punishment-fits-the-hypo?urn=nhl,158979&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) talk the talk.
- [Mike Richards](http://thehockeywriters.com/mike-richards-captain-obvious/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \- The (marginally) acceptable face of the Flyers.
- Purely for the devilment of seeing Oshie destroy Nash again, it's time for the Blue Jackets to hit the links with [Melt Your Face Off](http://www.meltyourfaceoff.net/2009/04/25/see-you-on-the-fairway-columbus-blue-jackets/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Playoff scores for Saturday, 25th April: [Penguins](http://www.pensburgh.com/2009/4/26/853705/clincher-pens-eliminate-the-flyers?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) 5 - 3 [Flyers](http://www.broadstreethockey.com/2009/4/25/853393/flyers-blow-three-goal-lead-and?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (Penguins win 4 - 2). [Flames](http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/hnicplayoff/2009/04/flames%5Fpunchless%5Fin%5Fchicago.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) 1 - 5 [Blackhawks](http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/rosenblog/2009/04/flames-turn-stupid-hawks-turn-it-on.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (Blackhawks lead 3 - 2). [Ducks](http://mvn.com/onthepond/2009/04/sharks-stay-alive-with-3-2-overtime-win.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) 2 - 3 [Sharks](http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/stanleycup/W1vW8/story/2009/04/25/sp-sharks-ducks-playoffs.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) (Ducks lead 3 - 2).
- And for all you fans of minor nation hockey - it was day two of the World Championships. USA! USA! USA! [4 - 2](http://www.usahockey.com/Template%5FUsahockey.aspx?NAV=TU%5F01%5F03&id=261492&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Latvia. Norway [0 - 5](http://www.iihf.com/channels/iihf-world-championship-oc09/home/news/news-singleview-world-championship-2009/article/finland-blanks-norway-5-0.html?tx%5Fttnews[backPid]=2717&cHash=73ae1271fe&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Finland. Sweden [7 - 1](http://www.eurohockey.net/news/story.html?id=20090425203211%5Ffive%5Fassists%5Fby%5Flinus%5Fomark&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Austria. Czech Republic [5 - 0](http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics/2009-04-25-3145325439%5Fx.htm?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Denmark. (Seriously, Denmark qualifies and Team GB doesn't? *Jesus.*)/