> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # FTB: Ottawa Senators and Pittsburgh Penguins ultimate hockey championship tonight - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ottawa-senators-pittsburgh-penguins-nhl-conference-championship-kessel-hot-dog-extra-mustard-please/ - Published: 2017-05-25T10:00:02.000Z - Updated: 2017-05-25T10:00:02.000Z - Description: Save us Phil Kessel! You’re our only hope. - Author: Species - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50 Welcome to our nu formak! You may have noticed things look a little different around here today (assuming it’s actually turned on yet). As with prior nu formaks, there will be tweaks in the coming days based on your feedback. If a particular design choice irks you, feel free to write an email to support@sbnation.com, and tell them exactly what you don’t like. They won’t know unless you tell them. Now, back to hockey! --- I won’t mince words. As an upstanding Canadian citizen, I want the Senators to lose tonight, and lose horribly. While the idea of that team being humiliated in a four game Stanley Cup Final sweep by the Nashville Predators is appealing; a non-zero probability they could win the Stanley Cup is too much for a respectable Canadian hockey fan like me to tolerate. Activate beast hot dog mode Kessel! Do the thing! ### ICYMI [Spitfires make it past the Otters - ElSeldo](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2017-memorial-cup-recap-windsor-spitfires-toronto-maple-leafs-prospects-jeremy-bracco-erie-otters/) Despite looking close early on, the Spitfires survived on the back of their goalie. > Hat trick for Addison! He's scoring at will now. [#Habs](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Habs?src=hash&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/8BxBk4gk1d](https://t.co/8BxBk4gk1d?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Marc Dumont (@MarcPDumont) [May 25, 2017](https://twitter.com/MarcPDumont/status/867554746856558593?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [WHW: Race in women’s hockey - Nafio and Baseball Annie](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/womens-ice-hockey-wednesday-race-damkronorna-leif-boork-cwhl-nwhl-kunlun-red-star-florence-schelling/) Leif Boork and the Damkronorna, and other news from league to league to league. [Maple Leafs are bringing the rookies to Ricoh - Katya](http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-prospects/2017/5/24/15684816/2017-toronto-maple-leafs-rookie-tournament-ricoh-dates-tickets-schedule) After years of going on the road to London, the Leafs’ rookie tournament is coming back to Toronto. > Auston Matthews [@AM34](https://twitter.com/AM34?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) is in on the Marner meme and I could not be happier [pic.twitter.com/ILbVqjh26i](https://t.co/ILbVqjh26i?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Rebecca Potter (@Potter\_r) [May 24, 2017](https://twitter.com/Potter%5Fr/status/867521936234098689?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) ### Other News [Nicolas Hague - 2017 NHL Draft Profile - MLHS](https://mapleleafshotstove.com/2017/05/24/nicolas-hague-2017-nhl-draft-profile/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Hague is a 2017-draft eligible defenceman for the Mississauga Steelheads with intriguing size and offensive upside. [Are three Cups enough for this era of Blackhawks hockey? - Second City Hockey](http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2017/5/24/15683352/are-3-cups-enough-for-this-era-of-blackhawks-hockey?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[Species: From the obnoxious headlines department.\] [Knowing Expansion Rules is Key to Creating Expansion Lists - Winging It In Motown](http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2017/5/24/15684578/knowing-expansion-rules-is-key-to-creating-expansion-lists?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[Species: Who has time to read all the rules? Publish whatever you think is right.\] [Crunch survive late scare from Bruins for 5-4 victory - Raw Charge](http://www.rawcharge.com/2017/5/24/15688160/syracuse-crunch-defeat-providence-bruins-5-4-ahl-calder-cup-playoffs-tampa-lightning?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[Species: BOOOOOOOO! DIE CRUNCH!\] [A moment of self-awareness: admitting how spoiled we are as hockey fans in Pittsburgh - PensBurgh](http://www.pensburgh.com/2017/5/24/15685072/penguins-history-game-7-senators-crosby-malkin-lemieux-jagr?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) \[Species: Only a moment, eh?\] [Tennessee Has Sneakily Compiled The Next Great Sports Drought - FiveThirtyEight](https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/tennessee-has-sneakily-compiled-the-next-great-sports-drought/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) It’s never won a title, probably because Massachusetts is hogging them all. [Rinne’s Yearlong Journey from Anguish to Triumph - On the Forecheck](http://www.ontheforecheck.com/2017/5/24/15682368/pekka-rinnes-yearlong-journey-from-anguish-to-triumph?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Just over a year ago, Pekka Rinne was in San Jose, reflecting on whether his best chance at glory had come and gone. What a journey it has been since then.