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# Paraskavedekatriaphobia
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/paraskavedekatriaphobia/
- Published: 2009-03-13T10:27:04.000Z
- Updated: 2009-03-13T10:27:04.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

> *I'm bringing Matty Black*
> 
> *Them other boys don’t know how to act.*
> 
> *I think you're special, what's behind your back?*
> 
> *So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.*

Justin Timberlake quotes? In *my* PPP?

Yeah, right, well. Many thanks to Chemmy for taking up the reins yesterday in my hour of need. Dude's left the place looking like he's holding some sort of [dirty protest](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty%5Fprotest?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), but I guess that's only to be expected. Next time, I'll put some straw down on the floor and turn on the electric fence before I leave. Did you know that in the 1940 Roosevelt/Willkie Presidential election, Chemmy's grandparents voted for Hitler? Just saying.

In other news, I'm going to be overhauling my links feeder over the weekend so if there's anything you think I should put in (or ignore), let me know and I'll do my best to feign some interest in your opinion.

Anyway. Hockey? Hockey!

- Toronto Sports Media has been on holiday in this [correspondents favourite city](http://torontosportsmedia.com/uncategorized/sports-ramblings-before-heading-home/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Yes, I prolly wouldn't have linked it otherwise.
- Wilson and Mayers have a [good response to the idea of tanking](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/03/12/thank-you-ron-wilson-and-jamal-mayers/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), so reports the Hot Stove.
- According to PD's 2IC, [Burkie's ideas on fighting ](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Puck-Headlines-Brian-Burke-s-ideas-don-t-go-ove?urn=nhl,147730&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)went down like a fart in an elevator.
- The Meatriarchy has your [Friday reasons to be cheerful](http://www.meatriarchy.com/?p=869&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Ben Ondrus in [attempt-to-stay-on-roster-by-getting-nifty-with-the-dukes](http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/24341-Leafs-tough-guy-Ondrus-says-taking-out-fighting-will-lead-to-more-stickwork.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) shocker!
- My name is Zetterberg. I \*AM\* the [law in this town.](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/03/12/zetterberg-lays-out-phaneuf/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)/