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# Perhaps Fletcher isn't the genius we thought he was
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/perhaps-fletcher-isn-t-the/
- Published: 2008-07-02T00:49:25.000Z
- Updated: 2008-07-02T00:49:25.000Z
- Author: Jason Orach
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

**\*\*\*WELCOME TO LEAFS CHAT\*\*\***

  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10425/53038f4a1bd23d8c339c12e0f0b4f125192f3671_medium.jpg) **SilverFox:**We're prepared to offer you a four year contract.  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10423/67529d5b7eda87b765fd75aa337d3fa45f971f31_medium.jpg) **TheBird:**A four year contract? For how much money? I made $450k last year so I'm looking for a big raise. I'm thinking $3,750,000 would do it.  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10425/53038f4a1bd23d8c339c12e0f0b4f125192f3671_medium.jpg) **SilverFox:**Three point seven five million dollars? Per year? That's an awful lot for a player with less than 100 NHL games of experience.  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10423/67529d5b7eda87b765fd75aa337d3fa45f971f31_medium.jpg) **TheBird:**Per year? What are you talking about? I meant $3.75 for all four-  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10425/53038f4a1bd23d8c339c12e0f0b4f125192f3671_medium.jpg) **SilverFox:**But you drive a hard bargain. Fine. $3.75 million per year.  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10423/67529d5b7eda87b765fd75aa337d3fa45f971f31_medium.jpg) **TheBird:**No I think you misheard me I-  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10425/53038f4a1bd23d8c339c12e0f0b4f125192f3671_medium.jpg) **SilverFox:**Here in Toronto we're committed to rebuilding this team with anyone who is twenty eight years old and looking for a paycheck.  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10423/67529d5b7eda87b765fd75aa337d3fa45f971f31_medium.jpg) **TheBird:**But I... wait. Yeah. Absolutely.  
  
**\*\*\*TheBird signs the contract as rapidly as possible and runs out of the room laughing\*\*\***  
  
![](http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10425/53038f4a1bd23d8c339c12e0f0b4f125192f3671_medium.jpg) **SilverFox:**Somebody send in Niklas Hagman. This wheelbarrow full of money isn't going to burn itself.