> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Playoffs Suck - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/playoffs-suck/ - Published: 2010-04-29T10:00:54.000Z - Updated: 2010-04-29T10:00:54.000Z - Author: VoxMediaUser136168 - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01 I honestly cannot remember the playoffs being this sucky in a long time. I am so frustrated by the teams this year, I have noone left to cheer for. I am still in shock that the [Capitals](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/WAS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) blew it against the Habs last night - WTF [Mike Green](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54355/Mike%5FGreen?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)? Boudreau - why was Carlson on the ice with Green when Moore scored? [Dominic Moore](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54291/Dominic%5FMoore?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) scored the GWG? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT END? Anyways, I don't know what to do with myself. I hate the Habs, [Flyers](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/PHI?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), Wings, [Canucks](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/VAN?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), Black Hawks, and I don't really want to cheer for Pittsburgh, they have enough bandwagonners already. The [Sharks](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/SJS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) will inevitably choke soon (probably against Detroit). The [Bruins](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/BOS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) may win on the back of a [Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/TOR?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) draft pick, and then add our #2 overall pick to it this summer. Can we just have another lock out year where the Cup isn't awarded? Seriously. I need to move to, like, China or Australia where I can more easily ignore playoff hockey until it's over. In the meantime - does anyone wanna start a "When will Bruce Boudreau be fired" pool? I've got a week after the cup is awarded. Also, if anyone has a lead on where to find a habs car flag in Vancouver, drop me a line. Links after the jump. [Contract Details for Scrivens, Rynnas](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/04/29/contract-details-for-scrivens-rynnas/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) MLHS has an interesting link for us to keep in mind, with the contract breakdowns for our two new goalies. [Free agent pairings – John Mitchell and SRV.. I mean, MVR](http://maplestirup.com/2010/04/29/free-agent-pairings-john-mitchell-and-srv-i-mean-mvr/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) maple stir-up would like a couple of current Leafs to be cut loose this summer. [Hockey is War](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/2010/04/hockey-is-war.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Vintage Leafs' new photos start out awesome with this one of Ian Turnbull. [Fallen Leafs](http://fallenleafs.tumblr.com/post/557457970/stick-to-reading-a-book-folks?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Our own puckurgently had a traumatic night last night. [Teen goalie wins title with 4 broken ribs, punctured lung](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Teen-goalie-wins-title-with-4-broken-ribs-punct?urn=nhl,237396&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) This kid seems like the embodiment of a Brian Burke player. And hey, we could use another goalie, couldn't we? [Seguin tops Hall for OHL's top award ](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/) I'm wondering if this tips the [Oilers](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/EDM?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)' choice towards Seguin. I just have a feeling that we'll see Hall in a Bruins jersey on draft day. But hey, Kadri came in 3rd! [2010 Stanley Cup Playoffs Semifinals Schedule ](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/) 2nd Round schedule in case any of you wanted to plan your social lives around hockey. [A Trip to the Western Conference Semifinals Aquarium](http://www.battleofcali.com/2010/4/28/1449622/a-trip-to-the-western-conference?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+sportsblogs%2Fbattleofcali+%28Battle+of+California%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader) Earl Sleek at Battle of California has a brilliant cartoon summarizing the Western conference teams who've advanced to the second round. [An Abrupt End](http://offwing.com/2010/04/washington-capitals-stanley-cup-playoff-notebook-an-abrupt-end?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) A great summary from Off Wing Opinion, a blog I used to visit daily but for some reason had forgotten about, on the Capital's first round loss. [Top 10 Secondary Players in Round 1](http://thehockeywriters.com/top-10-secondary-players-in-round-1/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The Hockey Writer's takes a look at who've been the best supporting players through the first round of the playoffs. I'm a fan of #3. [Statistical Underachievers](http://www.hockeycentric.com/the-hockeycentric-top-10/the-hockeycentric-top-10-statistical-underachievers/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Hockey Centric looks at the top ten players whose stats weren't where they were expected to be this past season. Sure, we have an entry at #9, but at least we didn't choose the guy at #3 over him. [Bruins to unveil Bobby Orr statue outside TD Garden](http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/2010/4/28/1449680/bruins-to-unveil-bobby-orr-statue?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) I think the Bruins are trying to compete with our Wendel Park campaign. [Ex-Leaf Dominic Moore: It’s better to be lucky- and good](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2010/04/ex-leaf-dominic-moore-its-better-to-be.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Vintage Leaf Memories on Dominic Moore and the Captial's loss last night. [End of the road](http://wraparoundcurl.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/end-of-the-road/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Wrap Around Curl had a big day. I feel like we need to support her in making the obviously difficult decision to cancel her Chiefs season tickets.