> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Kitten Ranch LLC - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ppp-amalgamated-heavy-industries/ - Published: 2010-07-07T10:00:41.000Z - Updated: 2010-07-07T10:00:41.000Z - Author: Colin Odneal - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27 Now often times around here you'll here Pension Plan Puppets referred to by its full legal name PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Kitten Ranch LLC. Now it's obvious what our Heavy Industries branch is, but the Kitten Ranch part of the business has been clouded in secrecy for quite some time and for a very good reason. You see, at the PPP Kitten Ranch we don't breed your everyday run of the mill tabby cats. Oh no sirree Bob. We harness the unending power of the Internet to crossbreed our kittens with IBM supercomputers to create a special brand of cyborg kittens like the one shown below: ![Finn240_medium](http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/495335/finn240_medium.jpg) Now I know you're asking yourself, why in the hell would PPP want to create such an abomination? The answer is simple really: Step 1) Create cyborg cats Step 2) ? Step 3) Profit We've been debating on the correct step 2 to take, and have encountered a minor setback with our cyborg kittens due to the "Kill Sarah Connor" glitch that keeps popping up from time to time. I'd tell you more, but we are currently on the receiving end of several wrongful death civil suits because of the cats and our lawyers inform me that I've said to much already. Toodles! Links after the jump. [Homophobia and Discrimination in Hockey](http://www.coppernblue.com/2010/7/7/1548776/homophobia-and-discrimination-in?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The Copper and Blue wants the NHL and NHLPA to step up and bring about acceptance in the game of hockey. [Why not Canada?](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/why-not-canada/article1628425/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Why not Winnipeg?](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/why-not-winnipeg/article1628913/?cmpid=rss1&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Why not Hamilton?](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/why-not-hamilton/article1630834/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The Globe and Mail, along with TSN, looks at the possibilities of moving a team back North. [Kaberle and ex-Leafs White and Ponikarovsky make Top 20 Raw Corsi list](http://www.kuklaskorner.com/index.php/psh/comments/top%5F20%5Fraw%5Fcorsi%5Fratings/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Lovely little tidbit in there about Toskala sucking so damn much. [A Kaberle trade would start a domino effect for the Leafs](http://tmlfanfury.blogspot.com/2010/07/kaberle-trade-will-have-domino-effect.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) But does that mean the signing of a vet or calling up one of the kids? [The Maple Leaf rookies have begun to skate](http://frozenleafs.com/2010/07/06/leaf-prospects-beginning-to-train/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Hopefully they don't start an uprising a la WWE's NXTs. [Updates from Prospect Camp](http://leafswire.ca/2010/07/prospect-camp-update/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) This one time, at Prospect Camp, Nazem Kadri showed me his awesome dangle. [Playing the waiting game; for the Leafs and Kovalchuk](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2010/07/waiting-for-next-leaf-move-stunned-that.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) VLM passes the time recalling the bad [Devils](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/NJD?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) trade for Kovalchuk at the deadline. [Take a look at this photo of Antti Niemi from the Puck Daddy article on him](http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept%5Fsports%5Fnhl%5Fexperts%5F%5F67/ept%5Fsports%5Fnhl%5Fexperts-506619356-1278369639.jpg?ymnN%5FZDD1F6lRghB&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Now tell me he doesn't look like a fatter grown up version of Fulton Reed from The Might Ducks.](http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL2085/9166677/16833099/259902246.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)[ ](http://www.angelfire.com/movies/quackquackquack/Pictures/fulton.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)[(2)](http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images%5Froot/slideshows/893/slideshow%5F89373/display%5Fimage.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [(3)](http://static.episode39.it/artist/5065.jpg?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Lastly, I was in Toronto on Monday and saw the greatest ad and subsequent web address combination ever on the back of a city bus: [www.getyourbuttseen.ca](http://www.getyourbuttseen.ca/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Help spread awareness of colorectal cancer and send a butt to a friend today! Late Additions [On Versteeg and Armstrong](http://leafshq.com/2010/07/07/on-versteeg-and-armstrong/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Look at the ads on that page!