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# PPP Limericks!
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/ppp-limericks/
- Published: 2010-08-31T10:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2010-08-31T10:00:57.000Z
- Author: VoxMediaUser136168
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

I was inspired by the NHL11 post yesterday and the punishment for the four disappointing tournament players, so I thought I'd write my own PPP limerick for today's FTB:

After the lockout I moved to the west  
Where people think the Canucks are the best.  
Despite this delusion  
I came to the conclusion  
I could marry one from that rink.  
I know what you think  
About this decision  
But at least it's not within the division.

  
Submit yours in the comments. Here's your links:  

- [10 questions for Leaf fans to ponder heading into camp](http://vintageleafmemories.blogspot.com/2010/08/10-questions-for-leaf-fans-to-ponder.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Vintage Leaf Memories has 10 questions he'd like to hear from you (Leaf fans) about.
- [What to Expect in 2010-11: Clarke MacArthur](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/08/30/what-to-expect-in-2010-11-clarke-macarthur/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
MLHS figures out reasonable expectations for MacArthur and gives us a lesson on advanced stats as he does.
- [Fehr: The Perfect Tonic?](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/08/30/fehr-the-perfect-tonic/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Richard-Steven Williams looks at Donald Fehr as the new NHLPA owner.
- [Recap: Clarke MacArthur Speaks To FAN590](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2010/08/30/recap-clarke-macarthur-speaks-to-fan590/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
MLHS gives us a summary of what MacArthur said in his interview.
- [Maple Leafs Chat: Not The Beachcombers](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2010/08/maple-leafs-chat-not-beachcombers.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
It involes Dion, Elisha Cuthbert, Komisarek and Kessel. This one's an instant classic.
- [Nashville Predators supporting new media with "Blogger's Row"](http://www.ontheforecheck.com/2010/8/30/1658814/nashville-predators-blogger-access?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
On The Forecheck tells us about the access the Predators give bloggers.
- [A Divisional Look: Northeast Defencemen](http://hockeyquarterly.com/2010/08/a-divisional-look-northeast-defencemen/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Hockey Quarterly looks at the defensemen within the Leafs' division.
- [Tomas Kaberle: Toronto’s Blue Chip](http://hockeyquarterly.com/2010/08/player-profile-tomas-kaberle/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Another one from Hockey Quarterly, this one featuring everyone's favourite cros-ice passer. Also features an interesting mirror picture.
- [Would Burke Chase an RFA Next Offseason?](http://bluechipprospects.blogspot.com/2010/08/would-burke-chase-rfa-next-offseason.html?utm%5Fsource=feedburner&utm%5Fmedium=feed&utm%5Fcampaign=Feed%3A+BlueChipProspects+%28Blue+Chip+Prospects%29&utm%5Fcontent=Google+Reader)  
Curt S thinks that if Burke's going to land an impact player next off season, he'll be looking in the RFA pool.
- [Sticking Up For Dick Duff](http://www.greatesthockeylegends.com/2010/08/sticking-up-for-dick-duff.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
Joe Pelletier looks at a typical wrong-headed Adrian Dater column/