> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # [Saturday's FTB]: PPP to launch snack delivery app - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/saturdays-ftb-leafs-mckegg-trade-draft-kessel/ - Published: 2015-06-20T11:49:46.000Z - Updated: 2015-06-20T11:49:46.000Z - Description: With less than one week to the draft, teams are getting serious about trades and signings - Author: Species - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01 #### ICYMI: The Leafs started their offseason moves with a trade. [Leafs trade Greg McKegg for rights to Zach Hyman and conditional 7th round pick.](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/leafs-trade-greg-mckegg-for-rights-to-zach-hyman/) We'll miss you fart face. [Zach Hyman Likely to Sign with Toronto](http://www.sbncollegehockey.com/2015/6/19/8816683/zach-hyman-likely-to-sign-with-toronto?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). Hyman was likely to sign with Toronto when he became an NHL free agent. Florida traded his rights to Toronto. Zach has written a children's book called "Hockey Hero". [I'm serious!](http://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/234194/hockey-hero-by-zachary-hyman-illustrated-by-zachary-pullen/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) His father is [well known in GTA hockey circles](http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/2010/09/16/how%5Fa%5Fdad%5Fwith%5Fnhl%5Fdreams%5Fbankrolled%5Fa%5Fhockey%5Fempire.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). #### Other Leafs news [Rebuilding the Leafs: Part 3, the forwards - Pension Plan Puppets](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/rebuilding-the-leafs-part-3/) One final look at what the Leafs have to work with heading into the offseason > [@DetroitRedWings](https://twitter.com/DetroitRedWings?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) no longer interested in pursuing a trade for [@MapleLeafs](https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) defenseman [Dion Phaneuf](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54651/dion-phaneuf?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), I was told. > > — Ansar Khan (@AnsarKhanMLive) [June 19, 2015](https://twitter.com/AnsarKhanMLive/status/611981370177552384?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [Going to a Leafs game? You'll be able to order food directly to your seat](http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2015/6/19/8814917/going-to-a-leafs-game-youll-be-able-to-order-food-directly-to-your) Mmmmm sushi. Not to be outdone, we here at PPP Precision Death Rays and Kitten Ranching Oy will also be launching a delivery app for basement dwelling bloggers who don't want to leave their seats and miss a comment. You can order all your favourites, from Hot Pockets to plasma rifles to hot players (subject to availability). Angel investors are welcome to contact us directly. #### The rest of the league and other news [Canadians didn't watch the Stanley Cup](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/canadians-didnt-watch-the-stanley-cup/) According to Numeris research, total playoff ratings were down 20 per cent, thanks to a final that generated limited interest. Why? [Your First Official NHL Offseason Primer](http://grantland.com/the-triangle/your-first-official-nhl-offseason-primer/??ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Down Goes Brown has the scoop on what each team is looking to do. [Report: Patrick Sharp deal 'expected' next week - Second City Hockey](http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2015/6/19/8812011/blackhawks-trade-rumors-patrick-sharp-salary-cap-offseason-2015?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The first casualty in the salary cap purge unsurprisingly looks to be the highly paid forward. [John Scott, Scott Hannan will not be re-signed - Fear The Fin](http://www.fearthefin.com/2015/6/19/8816853/john-scott-scott-hannan-will-not-be-re-signed?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Doug Wilson confirmed the veteran face-puncher and veteran pylon will not come back to San Jose. [McDavid faces enormous pressure in Edmonton, a city desperate for a symbol of hope](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/mcdavid-faces-enormous-pressure-in-edmonton-where-he-is-a-symbol-of-hope/article25038619/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) In what was once the ‘city of champions’ McDavid shoulders the burden of 25 years of disappointment. [Introduction to Comparables - The Copper & Blue](http://www.coppernblue.com/2015/6/19/8816747/introduction-to-comparables?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Introducing a system to compare offense across eras in the CHL in order to compare draft eligible players this year with those who performed similarly in previous years. [Cool Hand John: Ex-Islanders owner Spano gets 10 years in prison for grand theft, forgery - Lighthouse Hockey](http://www.lighthousehockey.com/2015/6/18/8810199/islanders-john-spano-prison-grand-theft-forgery-ohio?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Former [Islanders](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/new-york-islanders?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) owner John Spano will return to prison, where he has spent many years of his adult life. Spano was sentenced to 10 years for grand theft and forgery for defrauding a laundry company in Ohio. [A self-proclaimed expert in bullshit talks about where free agents will land.](https://jaredfromlondon.wordpress.com/2015/06/20/hockey-wild-ass-guess-pt-1/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [ ](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/canadians-didnt-watch-the-stanley-cup/)It's our own JaredfromLondon [BBC Sport - NFL safety boss says the league could ban helmets one day](http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/american-football/33167457?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) It is "not around the corner" but the chairman of the NFL's safety commission believes gridiron could ban helmets one day. [For years man has yearned to destroy the sun](http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25219631/boise-hawks-plan-to-fly-30-foot-blimp-that-would-block-out-the-sun?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The Boise Hawks will do the next best thing: block it out!