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# Seasons Of Mellow Fruitlessness.
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/seasons-of-mellow-fruitles/
- Published: 2009-02-19T11:49:25.000Z
- Updated: 2009-02-19T11:49:25.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

> *To impress a girl*
> 
> *Mike Van Ryn will throw himself*
> 
> *Through a glass window*
> 
> With thanks to Mr C. Brooker.

- Alec speculates on incoming fire at the [hot stove.](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/02/18/whos-on-burkes-radar/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- TSM has the drop on latest [word of Burke](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/is-a-maple-leaf-trade-imminent/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and also the people who want to [put a knife in Vesa.](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/is-maple-leafs-goalie-vesa-toskala-done-for-the-year/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Those of you with a job that frowns on images of partially dressed women are duly warned on the second link (and I'm clearing my desk as we speak).
- 5 on 3 - a phrase to make any Leaf fan come out in a cold sweat. mc79 has a [really good piece on it.](http://www.mc79hockey.com/?p=3071&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- For anyone who missed it yesteday, Steve [has council](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/02/18/pogge-gets-no-support/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) for jumpin' Justin.
- Bitterleaf thinks Ronnie has [acheived something.](http://bitterleaf.blogspot.com/2009/02/two-minutes-to-midnight.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Interested in who might make Team USA (USA!USA!) next year? [Nah, me neither.](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/02/19/what-team-usa-could-look-like-in-vancouver-olympics/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Fanshotted already by article1, made in Russia and [kissed on his crazy lips by me.](http://nhl.fanhouse.com/2009/02/18/alex-ovechkin-scores-goal-of-the-year/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- UPDATE : Down Goes Brown and his [MLG memories.](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/02/10-things-i-miss-about-maple-leaf.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- UPDATE : Somny's been through the [shoe boxes in the basement again.](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)/