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# SIDNEY CROSBY EATS BABIES
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/sidney-crosby-eats-babies/
- Published: 2013-03-14T22:31:46.000Z
- Updated: 2013-03-14T22:31:46.000Z
- Description: LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP BEFORE HE FINDS THEM
- Author: Jason Orach
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

THESE ARE JUST THE FACTS.

1\. SIDNEY CROSBY TRIED TO EAT MY CHILDREN

3\. I SAW HIM DO IT

B. GO LEAFS GO