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# So There's Two Fish In A Tank, Right?
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/so-there-s-two-fish-in-a-t/
- Published: 2009-03-06T11:45:08.000Z
- Updated: 2009-03-06T11:45:08.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

And one says to the other, "How do you suppose we drive this thing?"

There's a chap who works in the same office as me. Middle aged, smokes like a chimney, dreadful moustache. Most early mornings, it's just he and I here and he likes to wander over to my desk for a chat. Sometimes he brings his newspaper and just reads the headlines aloud to me. He holds repellently right-wing views. Around a week after first meeting him, he gave me a blow by blow account of his vasectomy procedure. Only the other day, he waved a double page picture of noted septagarian Tina Turner at me, leering words to the effect of, "You would, Matt - wouldn't you? Don't tell me you wouldn't. You would."

He's the reason the phrase 'Murder/Suicide' was invented. And you know what? His name is Martin too.

*(And no - I absolutely would not. Not even with yours.)*

- Further reaction to the deadline day dash (dawdle?) [The Muppet at BoO](http://battleofontario.blogspot.com/2009/03/it-was-good-day-for-burke-in-theory.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and the [Maple Leaf Hot Stove](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/03/05/brighter-days-ahead-kaberle-revisted/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) ([x2](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/03/05/nothing-flashy-but-the-off-season-is-where-it%e2%80%99s-at/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)) have a message: Man Up, Moose. Wyshynski has the [report cards](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Puck-Daddy-s-2009-trade-deadline-report-cards?urn=nhl,146041&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) for everyone else.
- Testing the patience of any right-thinking person, as always - [Sports and The City ](http://www.sportsandthecity.com/2009/03/gerber-time.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)welcomes the man in the black mask.
- T.O. Sports was at the [Ricoh on Wednesday night](http://www.tosports.ca/?p=3668&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- On Frozen Blog was [at the Verizon ](http://onfrozenblog.com/2009/03/05/leafs-caps---5-march-09---open-thread-and-game-notes.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)*last* [night.](http://onfrozenblog.com/2009/03/05/leafs-caps---5-march-09---slideshow.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- Loser Domi [yoinks](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/03/friday-youtube-yoinkage-march-6-2009.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) so you don't have to. Greater love hath no writer of improbable slash fic.
- Enough hockey already? [Look at some nice pictures instead](http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/gallery/2009/mar/06/rugby-union-winter-sports?picture=344234333&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). May include hockey./