> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # [Sunday FTB] Insert Panik Pun Here - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/sunday-ftb-insert-panik-pun-here-i-will-ban-anyone-who-says-first-chemmy/ - Published: 2014-12-14T16:16:06.000Z - Updated: 2014-12-14T16:16:06.000Z - Description: No David, I can't call a tripping penalty on the air. - Author: Arvind S - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27 After getting bailed out by their goaltenders for the last week, the Leafs skaters decided that they might as well try and play if they were coming to the rink anyways. The result was a dominating win over a tired Red Wings team that had almost every player playing well. The notable exception was the first line, which was the only one below 50% CF. Onto the links! **First, the Leafs - Wings Links:** [TLN Game Recap](http://theleafsnation.com/2014/12/13/leafs-post-game-victory?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [TheStar Recap](http://www.thestar.com/sports/leafs/2014/12/13/winnik%5Fshines%5Fin%5Fleaf%5Fvictory%5Fover%5Fwings.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [PPP Recap](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-4-red-wings-1-budsallday/) The best of the three, obviously Lastly, we have this tweet from Chris Johnston > Phil Kessel was held without a shot on goal tonight for the first time since Oct. 15, 2013. > > — Chris Johnston (@reporterchris) [December 14, 2014](https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/543975020620701696?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) As mentioned above, the first line sucked. Kessel and JVR got points PP, but somehow, the line featuring two 30 goal scorers and a capable offensive center is our worst. [LFR From Dangle](http://theleafsnation.com/2014/12/14/lfr8-game-29-street-fighter-det-1-tor-4?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Turn your headphones down **SHL Highlights of our Two Future Stars** [Modo Game Recap + Highlights](http://shl.se/shl-arena/39035/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) If you want to see Nylander's goal [Frolunda Game Highlights](http://shl.se/shl-arena/39033/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) If you want to see Andreas Johnson's goal **Media being Stupid** [Don Cherry thinks Doughty Deserved Lou Marsh Award](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/don-cherry-drew-doughty-should-have-won-lou-marsh-trophy/article22076226/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Meh, whatever. Let the bobsledder (who apparently is quite impressive) have her moment in the sun. **Teams being Stupid** [Pavelski likely to be named next Sharks captain](http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/joe-pavelski-likely-to-be-named-next-san-jose-sharks-captain/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Kind of weird to talk about a culture change and identity shift and then give the captaincy to a 31 year old player on the back nine of his career. [via /r/hockey - Cody Hodgson now a healthy scratch for the Sabres](http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/2ozrmw/cody%5Fhodgson%5Fwho%5Fis%5Fsigned%5Fto%5Fa%5F6%5Fyear%5F255/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) And finally, > Only 2 players have recorded 100+ goals & 100+ assists since start of 2011-12 season [#Leafs](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Leafs?src=hash&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Phil Kessel [#Stars](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Stars?src=hash&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Tyler Seguin > > — Sportsnet Stats (@SNstats) [December 13, 2014](https://twitter.com/SNstats/status/543885557383053312?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Too bad they don't fit into the Bruins System. **NHL Being Stupid** [Talk around Vegas Expansion team heating up](http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/%5F/id/33548/murray-craven-advising-potential-las-vegas-owner-bill-foley?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) So, so, so, so, so fucking stupid. Also stupid: the rumoured name, 'Black Knights'. [Boston front-runner to host 2016 Winter Classic ](http://espn.go.com/boston/nhl/story/%5F/id/12019272/boston-front-runner-host-2016-winter-classic?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Does Boston really need another one of these? On the other hand, LOL Minnesota **World Juniors!!!** What an awesome tournament. I'm excited to go watch it myself (going to 2 of Sweden's group games to stalk see Nylander play and fangirl over him. Tickets right now are relatively cheap for round robin games on the secondary market, so if you're in Toronto or Montreal and want to catch some decent hockey without paying NHL prices, it's worth it IMO. [Canada's Junior team beats CIS selects, 10-3](http://www.tsn.ca/canada-gets-exhibition-victory-over-toronto-cis-selects-1.159329?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) McDavid still not playing. Robby Fabbri and Jake Virtanen were the stars of the night, with Gauthier apparently performing well too. [WJHC: Players who made positive impacts Saturday - Video - TSN](http://www.tsn.ca/video/wjhc-players-who-made-positive-impacts-saturday-1.159403?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) TSN talks about the players who made an impact in the game. [Team Canada running drills on blocking shots](http://www.tsn.ca/video/wjhc-important-games-for-team-canada-hopefuls-1.159252?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) I don't really understand why that's a point of emphasis [Top 50 WJHC Moments](http://www.tsn.ca/video/crown-royal-top-50-wjhc-moments-7-1.159247?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) TSN is compiling a list of the best WJCH moments. They're on #7 now, but you there are links to the other 42 that have been posted. **Everything else (sports and non sports)** [USA Hockey Implements New Fighting Rules for Junior Hockey ](http://sportdfw.com/2014/07/09/usa-hockey-implements-new-fighting-rules-junior-hockey/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) This is an old story, but I didn't see much, if any, talk about it. [US Senate agree to see if they agree on implementing a bill](http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-13/senate-push-on-final-spending-bill-thwarted-by-disputes.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The bill is regarding the $1.1 trillion bill to fund the US Government. [Our Ability To Digest Alcohol May Have Been Key To Our Survival](http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/12/03/368044880/our-ability-to-digest-alcohol-may-have-been-key-to-our-survival?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) It's definitely a key to mine [More Steve Lepore](http://theblondeside.com/2014/12/02/stevelepore/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The writer of this post was a victim of his creeping a year ago, but no one seemed to notice [Unsolicited Book Recommendation of the Day](http://www.amazon.ca/exec/obidos/ASIN/1620400235?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The Teleportation Accident: Ned Beauman [Unsolicited Album of the Day](http://www.amazon.ca/Supermodel-Foster-People/dp/B00HUAP0NK?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Foster the People - Supermodel Feel free to recommend your own favourite books / albums in the comments. I need some holiday reading / listening.