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# The Hockey Gods Have Spoken
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/the-hockey-gods-have-spoken/
- Published: 2010-05-13T16:01:06.000Z
- Updated: 2010-05-13T16:01:06.000Z
- Author: Julian Sanchez
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

DGB and Bloge Salming [have been on deck for the Habs' eulogy since the Capitals took a 3-1 lead](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2010/05/horrible-truth-behind-montreals-miracle.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com). This has been met with disastrous results. Now, they think that they might have some sort of evil powers or that the hockey gods have a sick fascination with screwing with them moreso than with the average Leafs fan. Personally, I think the solution is simple: Give up the eulogy.

Look, I was among those that were most anticipating their Habs eulogy and Chemmy and I roasted the [Senators](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/OTT?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) instead like good soldiers but I have to point one thing out:

- When [Chemmy and I wrote it in 2008](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Eulogy-Remembering-the-2007-08-Montreal-Canadie?urn=nhl,81180&post%5Fcomment=1&success=1&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) we got to see Carey Price's meltdown.
- When [Chemmy and I wrote it in 2009](http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Eulogy-Remembering-the-2008-09-Montreal-Canadie?urn=nhl,158597&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) we got to see that hilarious sweep by the [Bruins](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/BOS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).

I think we know the real reason the hockey Gods are keeping the Habs alive. Do the right thing.