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# The Scariest Thing You Can Imagine...
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/the-scariest-thing-you-can-imagine/
- Published: 2009-10-30T09:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2009-10-30T09:00:22.000Z
- Author: VoxMediaUser138634
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 10:50

[![Pkwm5rw8ym6qvok7azbrreiko1_400_medium](http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/283227/pkwm5rw8ym6qvok7azbrreiko1_400_medium.gif)](http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported%5Fassets/283227/pkwm5rw8ym6qvok7azbrreiko1%5F400.gif?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

*CHILDREN AVERT YOUR EYES!!!! (via* [*1.media.tumblr.com*](http://1.media.tumblr.com/PKWm5rw8Ym6qvok7AzBrreiKo1%5F400.gif?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)*)*

- We start this Hallow's Eve with the Mad Dr. Steve, [who looks forward to Jiri Tlusty](http://leafs.hockeyanalysis.com/2009/10/30/tlusty-set-to-audition-stalberg-sent-down-toskala-and-kessel-close-to-return/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) unleashing his...skills on the NHL.
- Loser Domi [found the scariest clips imaginable](http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/10/friday-youtube-yoinkage-halloween.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) for her Friday youTube Yoinkage segment.
- MLHS [tells a tale of horror](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/10/29/gustavsson-starts-friday-kessel-returns/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com): [Vesa Toskala](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/54305/Vesa%5FToskala?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) is back.
- Proving that not all things need be scary on this day before the DAY OF THE DEAD. Ahem...Vintage Leafs gives you [a glimpse into a not so distant past](http://vintageleafs.blogspot.com/2009/10/i-often-miss-having-captain%5F29.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Leafs247 spins a creepy yarn, telling tales of [a night out across the border](http://leafs247.com/2009/10/29/the-best-atmosphere-in-hockey/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Norman James is [exploring the studio space](http://www.normanjamessports.com/2009/10/fear-reaper.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).
- Finally, [a test, that only the strong of stomach can handle](http://www.sporcle.com/games/WCHBlog/sb%5Fnation%5Fhockey?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com).

### The scariest thing I can think of is:

| Phil Kessel not being very good                             | 56 |
| ----------------------------------------------------------- | -- |
| Vesa Toskala being named the starting goalie for the season | 80 |
| Another 7 (or more) game losing streak                      | 62 |
| Pants                                                       | 29 |