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# The Ten Commandments [Of Leafs Twitter]
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/the-ten-commandments-of-leafs-twitter/
- Published: 2014-03-04T02:39:05.000Z
- Updated: 2014-03-04T02:39:05.000Z
- Description: BEHOLD THESE <strike>15</strike> 10! 10 COMMANDMENTS!
- Author: James Birkett
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

#1\. THOU SHALL NOT RT IDIOT HOCKEY WRITERS\* INTO THE TIMELINE OF THY FOLLOWERS.

#2\. THOU SHALL NOT CAPITALIZE "CORSI". IT'S JUST "Corsi".

#3\. THOU SHALL ALWAYS EXPECT pigshitballs.jpg.

#4\. THOU SHALL NOT RT PEOPLE THAT EVERYONE FOLLOWS. YES, WE ALL SAW THAT TWEET FROM MCKENZIE, THANKS BRO.

#5\. THOU SHALL NOT ASSUME A TRADE HAS HAPPENED EVERY TIME A PLAYER IS ABSENT FROM PRACTICE.

#6\. THOU SHALL TELL ALL THY FRIENDS THAT @mlse IS THE REAL MLSE.

#7\. THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S GIFS.

#8\. THOU SHALL NOT ASSUME A TRADE IS NIGH SIMPLY BECAUSE SCOUTS ARE WATCHING A GAME. THAT'S THEIR JOB.

#9\. THOU SHALL NOT RT FAKE "TRADE BREAKER" ACCOUNTS.

#10\. THOU SHALL NOT CLICK THE #TMLTALK HASHTAG

\*Includes but not limited to: Mark Spector, Steve Simmons, Damien Cox, Kevin McGran, Adrian Dater, Eklund, Howard Berger (does he count anymore?), Dave Feschuk, or anyone from Ottawa.

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