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# Three Easy Steps From ACC to ACK!
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/three-easy-steps-from-acc/
- Published: 2009-02-18T11:33:33.000Z
- Updated: 2009-02-18T11:33:33.000Z
- Author: Howard Waddington
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

Brian, Ron, good to have you here. Coffee? Help yourself; it’s on the counter behind you. Hands off the biscuits though.

I’ll get straight to the meat, Gentlemen. This garbage doesn’t write itself and I’m a busy man. Only this morning I had to fire some of the servants for making that crack about Tlusty's scoring prowess once too often.

What I’m saying is, win some games. Or lose all the games. Make some trades. Wear matching loincloths in an joint interview. Report Toskala to immigration. Something. Anything!

Right. I trust I won’t have to call you in here again? *Bon.* Send in MC Hammer on your way out…

- Down Goes Brown thinks we [have too much honesty](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/02/lie-to-me.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) in our relationship. Not he and I, you understand. I mean...*just click the link.*
- Toronto Sports Media has a mercifully quick peep at [last night](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/maple-leafs-doing-what-has-to-be-done/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) and the [least popular sport in America.](http://torontosportsmedia.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey/philadelphia-writer-dumps-on-hockey/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- [Die By The Blade](http://www.diebytheblade.com/2009/2/17/762425/stafford-helps-sabres-get?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) has the decency not to crow overtly.
- Blurr covers the ['Tomas Ten'](http://leftcoastlock.blogspot.com/2009/02/you-cant-always-get-what-you-want.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) in his Left Coast Lock, but was totally copying [The Hockey News.](http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/23509-Loose-Change-Tomas-Top-10.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- The Hot Stove gives a eulogy for those [about to depart.](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/index.php/2009/02/17/the-list/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- And finally some light relief (of the coffee on the keyboard variety), courtesy of [Wyshynski](http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck%5Fdaddy/post/Create-a-Card-Gallery-5-The-insider-puckhead-re?urn=nhl%2C142051&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
- UPDATE : [Cox Bloc](http://www.coxbloc.com/2009/02/we%5Fare%5Fkept%5Fdown%5Fbecause%5Fwe%5Fha.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) isn't sure Damo has his finger on the pulse of majority opinion. You'll be amazed to hear./