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# [Thursday's FTB]: Dion has a secret...
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/thursdays-ftb-dion-has-a-secret/
- Published: 2015-04-09T10:51:32.000Z
- Updated: 2015-04-09T10:51:32.000Z
- Description: Captain Phaneuf knows what went wrong and he'll spill the beans on Monday, aka locker clean out day.
- Author: Adam Selvig
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

Here are Phaneufs words from last night post-game

What is it? Will he spout the same old cliches? Will he just say "Nonis" and walk away? Or will he hold up the severed head of [David Booth](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/players/55515/david-booth?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), the mole, on a pike and exclaim "BOOTH-MAN SPEAK OUT OF TURN! IS NOW EXAMPLE TO ALL!"

Monday is going to be so disappointing.

#### Leafs Links

[Game 80 Recap: Jackets dominant in win over Maple Leafs - The Cannon](http://www.jacketscannon.com/2015/4/8/8375095/game-80-recap-jackets-dominant-in-win-over-maple-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Game 81 Scoring Chances: Blue Jackets 5 vs. Maple Leafs 0 | Maple Leafs Hotstove](http://mapleleafshotstove.com/2015/04/09/game-81-scoring-chances-blue-jackets-5-vs-maple-leafs-0/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Dylan Strome on potentially being drafted by Maple Leafs: 'Ending up in Toronto would be wild' | theScore](http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/741123?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Sequel to hockey movie 'Goon' to be filmed in Toronto | theScore](http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/741275?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[HOW GOOD IS EVGENY SVECHNIKOV? | The LeafsNation](http://theleafsnation.com/2015/4/8/how-good-is-evgeny-svechnikov?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Rinat Valiev is Joining the Marlies | The LeafsNation](http://theleafsnation.com/2015/4/8/rinat-valiev-is-joining-the-marlies?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Connor Brown named to AHL All-Rookie Team | The LeafsNation](http://theleafsnation.com/2015/4/8/connor-brown-named-to-ahl-all-rookie-team?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Leafs Postgame - Is It Over Yet? | The LeafsNation](http://theleafsnation.com/2015/4/8/leafs-postgame-is-it-over-yet?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

#### Game Recaps

[Bruins All Shook Up In DC, Shut Out Again by Magical Holtby - Stanley Cup of Chowder](http://www.stanleycupofchowder.com/2015/4/9/8375115/bruins-all-shook-up-in-dc-shut-out-again-by-magical-holtby?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Capitals vs. Bruins Recap: Another Donut for Holtby as Caps Win 3-0 - Japers' Rink](http://www.japersrink.com/2015/4/8/8374039/capitals-vs-bruins-recap-another-donut-for-holtby-as-caps-win-3-0?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

#### Other (but still interesting!) Stuff

[Beyond Checkerdome #81: Hold On To Your Butts! - St. Louis Game Time](http://www.stlouisgametime.com/2015/4/8/8371113/beyond-checkerdome-81-hold-on-to-your-butts?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[5 reasons to stop being afraid of the Boston Bruins - Raw Charge](http://www.rawcharge.com/2015/4/8/8368549/5-reasons-to-stop-being-afraid-of-the-boston-bruins-2015-nhl-playoffs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Canucks Sign Dorsett and Sbisa To Big Bucks - Nucks Misconduct](http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2015/4/8/8372851/canucks-sign-dorsett-and-sbisa-to-big-bucks?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Teemu Selanne serves as caddy to Finnish golfer at Masters Tournament event - NHL.com ](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/).

[Jack Eichel of Boston University among must-see players at Frozen Four in Boston - NHL.com](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-twt/)

[Mark "Norris" Giordano - Why Not? - Matchsticks and Gasoline](http://www.matchsticksandgasoline.com/2015/4/8/8369137/mark-norris-giordano-why-not?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[The Panthers' apparent mastery of the long change could show us new trends in player analysis - Litter Box Cats](http://www.litterboxcats.com/2015/4/8/8368051/florida-panthers-second-period-mastery-new-trends-long-change-nhl?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Zeitgeist: NHL releases brochure teaching fans how to cope with Clinching Anxiety - Lighthouse Hockey](http://www.lighthousehockey.com/2015/4/8/8372107/zeitgeist-playoff-clinching-anxiety-brochure-humor-funny?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[2015 NHL Draft Lottery: Don't Expect the First Pick to Lead Team Quickly Back to Playoffs - In Lou We Trust](http://www.inlouwetrust.com/2015/4/8/8368425/dont-expect-first-overall-to-create-quick-turnaround-for-new-jersey-devils?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Ice Level: Canadiens must survive without Pacioretty - Eyes On The Prize](http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/podcasts/2015/4/8/8370981/pacioretty-injury-update-canadiens-playoffs-2015-matchups-concussions-nhl-lawsuit?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Design a New Sabres Third Jersey: Day 12 Voting - Die By The Blade](http://www.diebytheblade.com/2015/4/8/8370373/design-a-new-sabres-third-jersey-day-12-voting?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[How nervous are you about 30th place? - Die By The Blade](http://www.diebytheblade.com/2015/4/8/8370459/how-nervous-are-you-about-30th-place?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Jamie Benn Ties League Lead in Points in Dallas Stars Win Over Anaheim Ducks - Defending Big D](http://www.defendingbigd.com/2015/4/9/8373355/jamie-benn-ties-league-lead-in-points-dallas-stars-art-ross-trophy-leaders?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[The Presidents' Trophy doesn't matter, but it's still something to be proud of - Blue Seat Blogs](http://blueseatblogs.com/2015/04/08/does-the-presidents-trophy-really-matter/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[The need to rest the weary - Blue Seat Blogs](http://blueseatblogs.com/2015/04/09/the-need-to-rest-the-weary/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Ducks Gameday: Battle of California Comments of the Week (Week 26) - Battle of California](http://www.battleofcali.com/2015/4/8/8370377/anaheim-ducks-dallas-stars-gameday-comments-of-the-week-26?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[VIDEO: NHL releases profile videos of game's next big stars | theScore](http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/741147?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Jimmy Fallon posts goofy photos of NHL players on show | theScore](http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/741292?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

[Tavares, Crosby going down to the wire in Art Ross race | theScore](http://www.thescore.com/nhl/news/740993?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Here's last night in 6 minutes

Here's the video for the Leafs next big thing