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# Phil Kessel is one of a kind
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-alumnus-phil-kessel-is-one-of-kind-hot-dog-story/
- Published: 2017-08-14T21:06:48.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-14T21:06:48.000Z
- Description: If he didn’t exist, we’d have to invent him, but he’s here for us when we need a laugh.
- Author: Cathy Squires
- Tags: #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:43

Who won the Stanley Cup twice? Phil Kessel did, that’s who. And it wasn’t to be that he did that in blue and white, but he’s happy, so we’re happy.

But deep in our black, black hearts, we like a little trolling when warranted.

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Phil is the master at it.

> [Hotdogs taste better out of The Cup! #twotime #statestreetbrats](https://www.instagram.com/p/BXyehaJnsuQ/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
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> A post shared by Phil Kessel (@phil\_kessel\_81\_) on Aug 14, 2017 at 2:07pm PDT

I note there’s no ketchup on that hot dog, but we don’t need to go there today do we?

Congrats again on the second cup, and this second best ever troll post.