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# Monday FTB: Sport alternatives to get you through the day
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-doing-nothing-well-alternative-sports-then-hardev-make-me-a-sandwich/
- Published: 2020-03-23T10:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2020-03-23T10:00:00.000Z
- Description: We’re settling into a routine of no sports news to really digest so let’s watch some made up ones
- Author: Brian Stewart
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:27

For those who are bored without sports and need something novel and/or competitive, I present to you five sports that are new or maybe you’ve just never heard of that are getting attention in this dry spell.

Bo-Taoishi, a game only Japan could come up with. The idea is one team defends a pole, the other team has to push it over.

Roomba Curling:

> Update: Not all sports are cancelled [pic.twitter.com/VHmxFinflV](https://t.co/VHmxFinflV?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
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> — Marty O (@martoo14) [March 14, 2020](https://twitter.com/martoo14/status/1238859529393070081?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Cat Dominos:

Marble Racing (I actually watched these more than I care to admit):

Disc Golf:

> That's one way to scratch a CD 😲  
>  
> What's your golf set up like at home ⁉️🏌️‍♂️  
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> (🎥: holein1trickshots/Instagram) [#StayAtHome](https://twitter.com/hashtag/StayAtHome?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [#Golf](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Golf?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/HDkRyNiLSV](https://t.co/HDkRyNiLSV?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
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> — FOX SPORTS Australia (@FOXSportsAUS) [March 23, 2020](https://twitter.com/FOXSportsAUS/status/1241888642706128896?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

## ONTO THE LINKS

[Back to Excited Episode 98: Around the NHL (Part 1)](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-hockey-podcast-around-the-nhl/) | by Arvind and Fulemin who refuse to not find ways to talk about hockey still.

[How much do championship teams load up their top lines with ice time?](https://mapleleafshotstove.com/2020/03/09/toronto-maple-leafs-notebook-march-9-2020/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | by Anthony Petrielli

[Takeaways from Dubas’ guest mailbag spot with The Star](https://theleafsnation.com/2020/03/21/takeaways-from-dubas-guest-mailbag-spot-with-the-star/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | by Jon Steitzer at TLN

[DGB Grab Bag: A league on pause, a CBA thought and 1980s montage perfection](https://theathletic.com/1687832/2020/03/20/dgb-grab-bag-a-league-on-pause-a-cba-thought-and-1980s-montage-perfection/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | by Sean McIndoe at The Athletic

[NHL’s top 20 UFAs of 2020: Latest rumours, reports](https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/nhls-top-20-ufas-2020-latest-rumours-reports/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) | by Emily Sadler at Sportsnet

> [#TeamCanada](https://twitter.com/hashtag/TeamCanada?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) will not send athletes to Games in summer 2020 due to COVID-19 risks.  
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> 🔗[https://t.co/AKmI2rbyeO](https://t.co/AKmI2rbyeO?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/8McEbgirVp](https://t.co/8McEbgirVp?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Team Canada (@TeamCanada) [March 23, 2020](https://twitter.com/TeamCanada/status/1241901396149952512?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

### What’s your current level of sports withdrawal?

| I miss it less than I thought I would                       | 22 |
| ----------------------------------------------------------- | -- |
| I miss it about as much as I expected                       | 27 |
| God I miss it so much...                                    | 34 |
| I’m buying a roomba and a swiffer right now don’t judge me! | 12 |