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# Maple Leafs @ Canadiens Game Chat: We’re going to the playoffs, Vomit City isn’t. Neener neener.
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-montreal-canadiens-game-chat-playoffs-vs-tank-nation/
- Published: 2018-03-17T22:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2018-03-17T22:00:02.000Z
- Description: Turtleneck returns home where he will be celebrated with a 3 hour ceremony honouring his old goatee.
- Author: Brian Stewart
- Tags: Game Coverage, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

### [Toronto Maple Leafs](http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/teams/toronto-maple-leafs?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) **(42-22-7) @** [**Montreal Canadiens**](https://www.habseyesontheprize.com/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) **(26-33-12)**

### 7:00 PM EDT

### Air Canada Centre

### TV: CBC

It’s a battle of two teams who are playing without their 1C, the difference is Toronto’s is just missing time due to an upper body injury. Montreal is missing their 1C due to upper management incompetence.

But at least they also traded away an exciting defensive prospect to NOT get a 1C!

\[[Looks at Montreal’s defense from Arvind’s preview](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-montreal-canadiens-game-preview/)\]

....oh.

### ICYMI

[How Has William Nylander Fared at Centre?](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-william-nylander-centre-depth/) | by Arvind

[CWHL Playoffs: Double upset as Calgary Inferno shut out Kunlun Red Star 3-0 and Markham Thunder beat les Canadiennes de Montréal 2-1 (OT)](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/cwhl-playoffs-calgary-inferno-beat-kunlun-red-star-3-0-markham-thunder-beat-canadiennes-montreal-2-1/) | by nafio

[Marlies power play continues to get big goals in 4-0 shutout of Laval Rocket](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-marlies-power-play-shutout-laval-rocket-garret-sparks-kerby-rychel/) | by Species

**GO LEAFS GO!**

### Why isn’t Sparks getting the start tonight?

| McElhinney has performed great and deserves to get some starts first                                                              | 205 |
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| Babcock has Ephebiphobia                                                                                                          | 7   |
| Sparks got blocked in the streetcar tunnel by another dumbass driver that blocked the tracks                                      | 11  |
| Josh Leivo chloroformed him and took his clothes and mask in the hopes McElhinney gets hurt and he finally gets SOME playing time | 39  |