> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Thursdays FTB: Writing Mitch Marner in the headline makes people click your link - URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-news-mitch-marner-europe-darren-ferris-is-a-dingleberry/ - Published: 2019-08-22T09:00:00.000Z - Updated: 2019-08-22T09:00:00.000Z - Description: I have no idea what to write about anymore. - Author: Adam Selvig - Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15 Okay Toronto Maple Leafs fans. It's August 21st and I'm bored. Dozens of RFA's are still unsigned - aside from Colin White yesterday - and nothing seems to be moving them along. > "I couldn't be more proud to be a Senator for the next 6 years." > > Colin White talks about his new long-term contract with the [#Sens](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Sens?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), preparing for the upcoming season and more. > > READ: [https://t.co/XocT3bC7l0](https://t.co/XocT3bC7l0?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/ogrBhEji0d](https://t.co/ogrBhEji0d?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Ottawa Senators (@Senators) [August 21, 2019](https://twitter.com/Senators/status/1164277776515522562?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) The ploy of moving to Europe is right on schedule, and no one cares, Darren, because we all saw it coming. You're a predictable dingleberry. > The ZSC Lions have been asked by the European agent if Mitch [@Marner93](https://twitter.com/Marner93?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) can participate in our practice. Whether and when the player will train with Zurich is not decided yet.[#Marner](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Marner?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [#ZSCLions](https://twitter.com/hashtag/ZSCLions?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [#MapleLeafs](https://twitter.com/hashtag/MapleLeafs?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — ZSC Lions (@zsclions) [August 20, 2019](https://twitter.com/zsclions/status/1163905722406580225?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Junior teams are announcing training camps that start next week and the QMJHL is already having pre-season games. > Rouyn-Noranda, Huskies 5 à Val-d'Or, Foreurs 4 Final > > — LHJMQ (@LHJMQ) [August 21, 2019](https://twitter.com/LHJMQ/status/1163983312588857344?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) I'm too hot to be bothered to care at all about this stuff, and man does August drag on. > Fresh paint job.[#IsItOctoberYet](https://twitter.com/hashtag/IsItOctoberYet?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [#LeafsForever](https://twitter.com/hashtag/LeafsForever?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/gGa624RdZ7](https://t.co/gGa624RdZ7?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) [August 20, 2019](https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1163942660626886656?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Now the #isitoctoberyet nonsense is happening earlier too! No! It's not October! Get a calendar! The Top 25 is almost over. #8 comes out today. Soon enough the Leafs will be in Newfoundland for training camp and we can start getting actual real news and things to talk about. --- #### Related [Top 25 Under 25: Timothy Liljegren Slides to #9](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/top-25-under-25-timothy-liljegren-slides-to-9/) --- Hopefully by then we won't care so much what retired players have to say. > He’s worth more then Matthews forsure.. [https://t.co/aYqpKyCGsT](https://t.co/aYqpKyCGsT?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) > > — Dave Bolland (@DaveBolland) [August 21, 2019](https://twitter.com/DaveBolland/status/1164157271921831936?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Here are some links, none of them are about Mitch Marner. --- #### Related [The NHL is waiting for Marner to sign](https://www.arcticicehockey.com/2019/8/21/20827195/winnipeg-jets-nhlwaiting-marner-to-sign-toronto-maple-leafs-paul-marner-laine-patrik-connor-kyle?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Aw man, I blew it right off the hop. --- #### Related [Steady Tavares won't be a distraction](https://torontosun.com/sports/hockey/nhl/toronto-maple-leafs/steady-tavares-wont-be-a-distraction?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Yeah, ‘cause he’s signed. Unlike Marner. Aw dammit. --- #### Related [Can a prospect push Marc Staal out of the NY Rangers lineup?](https://blueseatblogs.com/2019/08/20/can-a-ny-rangers-prospect-force-marc-staal-out-of-the-rangers-lineup/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- All they have to do is come up on his right and he won’t see them. --- #### Related [Henrik Lundqvist Announces Support of Swedish Women’s Boycott](https://www.blueshirtbanter.com/2019/8/21/20826776/henrik-lundqvist-announces-support-of-swedish-womens-boycott?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Way to go! \[THUMBS UP\] --- #### Related [Mitch Marner’s Great European Vacation](https://centreofleafsnation.com/2019/08/21/mitch-marners-great-european-vacation/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Wait a minute, these aren’t photos from his instagram. --- #### Related [Patrick Marleau to Arizona? It’s a possibility, according to reports](https://www.fiveforhowling.com/2019/8/20/20809755/patrick-marleau-to-arizona-its-a-possibility-according-to-reports?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Well, if he still wants to play, he’ll have to go where he’s wanted. --- #### Related [What does Father Time have in store for Shea Weber?](https://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2019/8/21/20813212/what-does-father-time-have-in-store-for-shea-weber-aging-curve-analysis-stats-canadiens-defence?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Hopefully bad things. --- #### Related [Derick Brassard Signs With New York Islanders - Last Word on Hockey](https://lastwordonhockey.com/2019/08/21/report-derick-brassard-signs-with-new-york-islanders/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Oh no, that cuts into the...\*giggles\*...offer sheet budget. --- #### Related [Mikko Rantanen to begin practicing with Norwegian pro team](https://www.milehighhockey.com/2019/8/21/20827134/mikko-rantanen-to-practice-with-norwegian-pro-team-colorado-avalanche?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- Hey someone else is doing it too! --- #### Related [Bill Guerin is officially named new general manager of the Minnesota Wild](https://www.pensburgh.com/2019/8/21/20826900/bill-guerin-is-officially-named-new-general-manager-of-the-minnesota-wild-gm-pittsburgh-penguins?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) --- That’s a guy alright. Enjoy your day everyone!