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# Tuesday’s FTB: Martin and Marner is a sitcom we all need
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-news-nhl-news-matt-martin-mitch-marner-roman-polak/
- Published: 2017-10-24T10:36:27.000Z
- Updated: 2017-10-24T10:36:27.000Z
- Description: The two Maple Leafs are a buddy cop movie where they both really like each other.
- Author: Adam Selvig
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:01

Good Morning!

Man, when the Leafs win it’s all worth waking up the next day, am I right?

Anyway, after listening to the post-game comments last night, we need a series just on the two best friends that are Matt Martin an Mitchell Marner. It can be sponsored by M&M’s,

Here’s a sample episode:

> Matt Martin said he and Mitch Marner were planning a joint Halloween costume but that their girlfriends vetoed their plan in a hurry
> 
> — Kristen Shilton (@kristen\_shilton) [October 24, 2017](https://twitter.com/kristen%5Fshilton/status/922649288957607936?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Were they going to be the two headed monster from Sesame Street?

How mad were the girlfriends? Or were they more annoyed and full of sighs? This is some can-con we all would actually watch.

In other Leafs news, old, decrepit, and declining Patrick Marleau scored his 99th game winning goal last night, and is now 8th on the all time list.

Here’s some more news!

The Leafs won last night! Here’s the[ winning ](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/matt-martin-roman-polak-and-the-fourth-line-lead-toronto-maple-leafs-to-win-over-drew-doughtys-kings/)and [losing](https://www.jewelsfromthecrown.com/2017/10/23/16532812/los-angeles-kings-toronto-maple-leafs-recap-jonathan-quick-frederik-andersen-trevor-lewis-marleau?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) recaps.

[Centre of Leafs Nation](https://centreofleafsnation.com/2017/10/21/mike-babcock-effect/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) takes a look at coach Mike Babcock.

[Down Goes Brown](http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2017/10/weekend-wrap-are-maple-leafs-really-cup.html?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) asks if the Leafs are really cup contenders. (Yes, duh)

Patrick Eaves has been diagnosed with Guillain-Barre Syndrome. [Anaheim Calling](https://www.anaheimcalling.com/2017/10/23/16528190/patrick-eaves-diagnosed-with-guillain-barre-syndrome?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) explains it.

The Canadian coach called their loss to the Americans “An embarrassment for the country”, and [EOTP](https://www.habseyesontheprize.com/womens-hockey/2017/10/23/16518296/canada-coach-laura-schuler-calls-out-team-usa-womens-hockey-olympics-agosta-quebec-city?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) explains why.

Finally, I know you’re new to hockey [Knights on Ice](https://www.knightsonice.com/2017/10/23/16527052/golden-knights-should-they-sign-antti-niemi?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com), but you claim players off waivers, not sign them.

Enjoy your day everyone!