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# Wednesday’s FTB: Sponsor everything
- URL: https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/toronto-maple-leafs-news-nhl-sponsorship-nhl-ads-on-jerseys-i-dont-really-care-it-will-all-fade-away/
- Published: 2021-01-06T11:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-01-06T11:00:00.000Z
- Description: This post is brought to you by Let’s™ potato chips. Remember: Get your damn hands off my Let’s™.
- Author: Adam Selvig
- Tags: From The Branches, #chorus, #Import 2023-04-05 11:15

Good morning fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs™ presented by Scotiabank™! Last night I was drinking a delicious can of Slurm™ and eating a scrumptious pie from Pizza Planet™ while putting together a great bunch of news and links for you to read while you eat your healthy breakfast of Little Powdered Donuts™ and a big old bowl of Colon Blow™.

I was surfing the net and came across an article from the Daily Bugle™ about how the NHL™ is selling the naming rights to the new divisions?

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[NHL sells naming rights to 4 re-aligned divisions | CBC Sports](https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/nhl-divisions-1.5862086?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

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That’s crazy. So I picked up my Valentine™ cellphone and called my buddy who was working at Mooby’s™ and told him about it. I was all “What if they put logos on the players next?” and he was all “Dude, they did. Check the Toronto Maple Leafs™ Twitter™ feed”

> With the official start of training camp, we proudly announce Scotiabank as the team’s helmet partner for the 2020-21 season.  
>  
> Thank you [@scotiabank](https://twitter.com/scotiabank?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) for your continued support of the Maple Leafs and hockey in Canada. [pic.twitter.com/UzTNGlUAfS](https://t.co/UzTNGlUAfS?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) [January 4, 2021](https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1346156176778682368?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

I couldn’t believe that those beautiful blue helmets would be marred by a white logo. No, not the big CCM™ logo on the front. The other one. At least they didn’t put the logo on the jersey, besides the Adidas™ logo that is.

I would never buy a jersey with a logo on it. Unless it’s the Fanatics™ logo [on the bottom left of the front of the jersey](https://www.nhlshop.ca/jerseys/d-27119251+z-9946705-3917036959?%5Fs=google-ak1900&adposition=&gclid=CjwKCAiAudD%5FBRBXEiwAudakX96vYUFZEo2JsY5Jny2gOLMfkKXs8pgAVz-DVDTXKNxxp0aMiCXFPRoC3bYQAvD%5FBwE&ks%5Fid=6220%5Fkw33374358&matchtype=e&pcrid=227828332222&target=kwd-299387742413&utm%5Fcampaign=NHL+-+Gks+-+Generics%7C958236636&utm%5Fmedium=ppc&utm%5Fsource=g&utm%5Fterm=nhl+jerseys). Sorry, I’m repeating myself, I already discussed my feelings about this.

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[Ads on jerseys are going to happen and will benefit the Maple Leafs](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/nhl-ads-on-jerseys-toronto-maple-leafs-salary-cap-nhl-hockey-related-revenue-nhl-salary-cap-skoda/)

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In other news yesterday, I saw a tweet that just warmed my heart like a Fluffy Puff Marshmallow™ floating in a sea of Central Perk™ hot coco.

> Boston kid Jimmy Vesey says he used to wear No. 19 growing up because Thornton was his favourite player.  
>  
> Says he's been "trying not to act like an idiot around him" so far in camp.
> 
> — Justin Cuthbert (@jccuthbert) [January 5, 2021](https://twitter.com/jccuthbert/status/1346509510081474570?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

A good question was posed. How many Toronto Maple Leafs™ will be on top of this list? Find out on EPSN 8: The Ocho™.

> Can anyone top these 56-game point scoring stretches in the 2020-21 season? My ESPN+ piece on the season records players are chasing in this abbreviated campaign. [https://t.co/AuRtIZxBJe](https://t.co/AuRtIZxBJe?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/ybz3jj5fzf](https://t.co/ybz3jj5fzf?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) [January 5, 2021](https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/1346535918807629824?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Denis Malgin was put on waivers by the Leafs™ yesterday. We’ll see if he clears or has to hop on an Oceanic Airlines™ flight back to North America to suit up for the Ottawa Senators™.

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[Denis Malgin on waivers today](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/denis-malgin-on-waivers-today/)

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It was also day two of “Why Everyone Else in the Scotia NHL® North Division is bad” week. We focused all of our hatred on the former Atlanta Flames™ team.

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[Why We Hate The Calgary Flames](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/the-calgary-flames-spoiled-teenager-that-needs-discipline-from-the-maple-leafs/)  
[Know your Enemy: The Calgary Flames](https://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/know-your-enemy-the-calgary-flames-toronto-maple-leafs-season-preview/)

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Speaking of former Atlanta teams, the Winnipeg Jets\* have yet to trade Patrick Laine, even though that is the only thing he wants in the world. That segue was brought to you by Segway™. Segway™ when you need to segue choose Segway™!

Maple Leafs™ training camp presented by Booty Sweat energy drink™ continued on:

> “The energy and the vibe in the rink have been awesome.”   
>  
> 🎥 Day 2 Media Mashup | [#LeafsForever](https://twitter.com/hashtag/LeafsForever?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) [pic.twitter.com/9jcgUAIZI1](https://t.co/9jcgUAIZI1?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) [January 5, 2021](https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1346592315914088449?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

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[5 things we've learned from the early days of Maple Leafs training camp](https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/maple-leafs-notebook-5-things-weve-learned-early-days-camp/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
[Sheldon Keefe on the power play: "We are going to establish two units from the start" | Maple Leafs Hotstove](https://mapleleafshotstove.com/2021/01/05/sheldon-keefe-on-the-toronto-maple-leafs-power-play/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)  
[Toronto Maple Leafs Training Camp Questions, Part 2: The bottom-six makeup, special teams, and goaltending | Maple Leafs Hotstove](https://mapleleafshotstove.com/2021/01/04/toronto-maple-leafs-training-camp-questions-part-2/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

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Centre of Leafs Nation™ had some thoughts on the upcoming season, aside from how much Dapper Dan Pomade™ this team will need with all their sick flows.

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[Toronto Maple Leafs: 2021 Season Preview](https://centreofleafsnation.com/2021/01/04/toronto-maple-leafs-2021-season-predictions/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

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The gold medal game between Hockey Canada™ and USA Hockey™ was last night, so I fired up the old Corn Baller™ and grabbed a bag of Sabor De Soledad™ cheese puffs, a six pack of Alamo™ to watch the festivities. It was a great game full of tight plays, crazy antics, and other adjectives that show I didn’t write this before the first period ended.

Crazy that \[country\] defeated \[country\] by \[score\]!

After that crazy game I needed a stiff Flaming Moe™ to relax me.

Colin Wilson, drafted by the Nashville Predators™ by using a pick from the Maple Leafs™, retired yesterday after 11 NHL™ seasons.

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[Free Agent Forward Colin Wilson Retires After 11 Seasons -](https://lastwordonsports.com/hockey/2021/01/05/colin-wilson-retires/?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

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If you need a laugh:

> Further to [@FriedgeHNIC](https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) post on Matt Martin's surprising new deal with [#Isles](https://twitter.com/hashtag/Isles?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com):  
>  
> Hearing it's four years in the $1.5-million AAV range. Certainly would keep MM here for the rest of his NHL career.
> 
> — Arthur Staple (@StapeAthletic) [January 5, 2021](https://twitter.com/StapeAthletic/status/1346504985614323713?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)

Today in our “Suck it Lesser Canada” series, our focus moves to the Siberia of Canada, Edmonton. Home to a mall, and....another mall inside that mall.

Maple Leafs camp will continue, we’ll get more tweets from camp which I hope are just as adorable as today’s about Jimmy Vesey being a wee child watching team mate Joe Thornton play.

Enjoy your day today folks. I’ll be out delivering boxes of Nike Mags 2015™ and Bachelor Chow™, so keep an eye out for any news I missed.

> Defending those plays like it's no big deal. Congratulations to [@leijonat](https://twitter.com/leijonat?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)'s Topi Niemela on being named the [#WorldJuniors](https://twitter.com/hashtag/WorldJuniors?src=hash&ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com) Best Defenceman! 🇫🇮 [pic.twitter.com/FYEuBfnWRB](https://t.co/FYEuBfnWRB?ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)
> 
> — IIHF (@IIHFHockey) [January 6, 2021](https://twitter.com/IIHFHockey/status/1346728258965020673?ref%5Fsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&ref=pensionplanpuppets.com)